The Lazy Song的中文歌词（不要不正常的）

Question

如题所述

Answer 1

不知道这算不算你说的不好的，但是这首歌就得用这种诙谐的感觉翻译，要的就是这种感觉啊，呵呵

"The Lazy Song"
懒汉之歌

Today I don't feel like doing anything
爷TM今儿毛都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
爷就想窝在被窝里头
Don't feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接电话捏
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言呗
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干

I'm gonna kick my feet up
爷把脚翘老高
Then stare at the fan
瞪着风扇发愣
Turn the TV on, throw my hand down my pants
打开电视，把手塞进裤子里捣鼓捣鼓（是这意思不？？！！）
Nobody's gonna tell me I can't
谁都别告诉我我不能~

I'll be lying on the couch,
我会歪在沙发上
Just chillin' in my snuggie
窝在我温暖的窝窝里
Click to MTV, so they can teach me how to dougie
换到MTV台，看他们教我跳舞
'Cause in my castle I'm the freaking man
因为在我的城堡上，我就是爷！
Oh, oh
哦~哦~

Yes I said it
是啊，我说了
I said it
我说了
I said it 'cause I can
我就说了！怎么的吧！

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
爷TM今儿毛都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
爷就想窝在被窝里头
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接电话捏
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言呗
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干
Nothing at all
毛也不干~

Tomorrow I'll wake up, do some P90X
明儿我会爬起来，做点儿健身操
Meet a really nice girl, have some really nice sex
认识个超棒的妞儿，做点儿超棒的爱
She's gonna scream out: 'This is Great'
她会大叫：“丫太牛B了！”
[Hear me out: this is great]
【听到没啊：太牛B了！】
Yeah
啊~

I might mess around, get my college degree
我可能也瞎晃悠晃悠，搞个文凭啥的
I bet my old man will be so proud of me
那我老爹可得骄傲了
But sorry paps, you'll just have to wait
但是不好意思了老爹，您还得再等等
Oh, oh
哦~哦~

Yes I said it
是啊，我说了
I said it
我说了
I said it 'cause I can
我就说了！怎么的吧！

Today I don’t feel like doing anything
爷TM今儿毛都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
爷就想窝在被窝里头
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接电话捏
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言呗
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干

No, I ain't gonna comb my hair
不~我连头发都不梳~
'Cause I ain't going anywhere
因为我哪儿都没打算去~
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, oh
不不不不不~没打算去~

I'll just strut in my birthday suit
爷就光着屁股大摇大摆
And let everything hang loose
一切都放轻松点儿
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-eah
啊啊啊啊啊放轻松点儿~

Oh
哦~
Today I don’t feel like doing anything
爷TM今儿毛都不想干
I just wanna lay in my bed
爷就想窝在被窝里头
Don’t feel like picking up my phone
就是不想接电话捏
So leave a message at the tone
所以你就留个言呗
'Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
因为爷发誓，今儿爷毛都不干

Nothing at all
毛都不干~
Nothing at all
毛都不干~~
Nothing at all
毛都不干~~~

Answer 2

懒汉之歌
Today I don't feel like doin' anything

今天,我不觉得自己像干嘛任何东西

I just want to lay in my bed
我只想躺在自己的床上

don't feel like picking up my phone
不觉得捡起我的电话

so leave a message at the tone
所以那种声调留言

cause today I swear I'm not doing anything
造成今天我发誓,我没有做任何事情

I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan
我要踢脚了,盯着风扇

Turn the tv on throw my hands in my pants
打开电视把我的手放在我的裤子口袋

nobody will tell me I can't
没有人会告诉我,我不能

I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie
我就会躺在沙发上就在我的snuggie chillin

click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
点击mtv,这样他们可以教我如何dougie

because in the castle I'm the freckin' man
因为在我的freckin城堡的男人

oooh yes I said
是的,我说oooh

I said it
我说的是

I said it cause I can
我说过的,因为我能

today I don't feel like doing anything
今天,我不觉得自己像做任何事情

I just want to lay in my bed
我只想躺在自己的床上

don't feel like picking up my phone
不觉得捡起我的电话

so leave a message at the tone
所以留言在声调

cause I swear I'm not doing anything
因为我发誓,我没有做任何事情

nothing at all
什么都没

Wuuuuho wuho hooo
Wuuuuho wuho hooo

nothing at all
什么都没

Wuuuuho wuho hoooo
Wuuuuho wuho hoooo

tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x find a real nice girl
明天我要醒来做一些p90x找到一个真正的好女孩

have some really nice sex
有一些真的很好的性

and she's gonna scream out this is great
和她要喊出这是伟大的

(oh this is great)
(哦,这是伟大的)

yeeah I might mess around and get my college degree
我可能会yeeah一团糟,并取得我的大学学位

I beat my old man will be so proud of me
我击败了我的老人将如此以我为荣

but sorry pops you'll just have to wait
但是抱歉,持久性有机污染物的你只好等待

ooooh yes I said it
唔好呀,我是这么说的

I said it
我说的是

I said cause I can
我说我可以

today I don't feel like doing anything
今天,我不觉得自己像做任何事情

I just want to lay in my bed
我只想躺在自己的床上

don't feel like picking up the phone
不想接电话

so leave a message at the tone
所以留言在声调

cause I swear I'm not doing anything

因为我发誓,我没有做任何事情

no I ain't gonna comb my hair

不,我不打算再梳头

cause I ain't goin' anywhere

我不是要引起的任何地方

no no no no no noooo
不不不不不不……

I'll just strut in my birthday suit

我只会支撑在我的生日礼服

and let everything hang loose

悬空,让一切

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahhh

是的,是的,是的,是的,是的,是的,是的yeaahhh

oh Today I don't feel like doin' anything

哦,今天,我不觉得自己像干嘛任何东西

I just want to lay in my bed

我只想躺在自己的床上

don't feel like picking up my phone

不觉得捡起我的电话

so leave a message at the tone

所以留言在声调

cause today I swear I'm not doing anything

造成今天我发誓,我没有做任何事情

nothing at all

什么都

Wuuuuho wuho hooo

Wuuuuho wuho hooo

nothing at all

什么都

Wuuuuho wuho hoooo

Wuuuuho wuho hoooo

nothing at all

什么都

Answer 3

你是要那种纯粹由一个个英文单词拼斗出来的意思，还是要有较幽默的翻译？

Answer 4

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