Juanita: Hello! My name's Juanita Read.
What's your name?
Song Yang: I am Song Yang.
Juanita: Nice to meet you!
Song Yang: Nice to meet you, too! Where are you from?
Juanita: I'am from Oxford in England.
What about you?
Song Yang: Oh, I come from Xi'an in Shanxi.
Can you speak Chinese?
Juanita: I understand Chinese a little, but I don't speak it very well.
Song Yang: Oh, I understand English a little, but I don't speak it very well!
Juanita: Then let's speak Chinglish!
Song Yang: Or Englese!
娟妮塔：你好！我叫娟妮塔.里德，你叫什么名字？
杨松：我叫杨松
娟妮塔：很高兴见到你
杨松：我也很高兴见到你。你从哪儿来？
娟妮塔：我来自英国牛津，你呢？
杨松：我来自陕西的西安，你会说中文吗？
娟妮塔：我懂一点中文，但我说得不是很好。
杨松：哦，我懂一点英语，但我说得也不太好。
娟妮塔：那我们来说中式英语吧~
杨松：或者是英式中文！
Lan and Fred
Lan and Fred were boys. They were both twelve years old, and they were in the same class in their school. Last Friday afternoon they had a fight in class, and their teacher was very angry. He said to both of them, “Stay here after the lessons this afternoon, and write your names a thousand times.” After the last lesson, all the other boys went home, but Lan and Fred stayed in the classroom with their teacher and begin writing their names.
Then Fred began crying.
The teacher looked at him and said,” Why are you crying, Fred?”
“Because his name’s Lan May, and mine’s Frederick Hollingsworth,” Fred said.
易恩和富雷得
易恩和富雷得都是男孩，他们都十二岁了。他们在学校里是同班同学。上周五下午他们在学校里打了一架。为此老师很生气。老师对他们说：“下午下课后留在着把你们的名字写一千遍。”
最后一节课下课，所有的学生都回家了。只有易恩和富雷得被他们的老师留在教师里抄写他们的名字。
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