我有一个小毛驴
我从来也不骑
有一天我心血来潮骑着去赶集
我手里拿着小皮鞭
我心里正得意
不知怎么哗啦啦啦啦我摔了一身泥
I have a bicycle.
I'd never cycled it.
One day I had a sudden whim to cycle to go to the market.
My little whip was in my hand.
The self-satisfied was inside of my heart
Hua lalalala, inadvertently, I fell on the ground with the full of mud of my body.
追问你白痴啊
追答白痴的是你,真的
追问神经病