Eva, cow-tow to me, woman!
I am a Japanese shogun and samurai!! I was born in heaven and raised in sin. :-)
(If you do not like my sense of humor, tell me and I will stop trying to make you laugh, sweet lady. )
I have a new idea for you. If want to show off your excellent English in a very special email, letter, or whatever, email what you want to say to me first then I shall rewrite it and send it back to you. Then you can send it and the person or company you send it to will not know I wrote it for you. Be very much impressed with your fluent English! It will read as though you graduated from Oxford or MIT or Donghua University! If this is not clear to you, tell me and I will try to make it easier to understand.