我想写一篇关于“猫叔”的英语作文，哪位高手帮忙进来翻译一下。。。不要再金山词霸上翻的哦。。。

Question

下面是猫叔的一些简介：来自日本乡下的一只超级明星猫，它的头出奇大，喜欢眯眼，喜欢戴墨镜，喜欢顶东西，还喜欢钻进狭小的篮子里睡大觉。这只猫的日语名字叫“篮子猫”，可到了中国却有了个很囧的名字“猫叔”，因为它有9岁了，相当于人50多岁，喊它大叔毫不过分，而且它淡定的神态的确很像一个与世无争的大叔。
特点：
这只猫是雄性，白黄色体毛。体重4.5kg，头围30cm，腰围50cm，身长70cm，严格说是一只体重超标的大肥猫。它的头出奇大，喜欢眯眼，喜欢戴墨镜，喜欢顶东西，还喜欢钻进狭小的篮子里睡大觉。
绝活：
“猫叔”的拿手绝活是头顶重物，任何乱七八糟的玩意它都可以一边眯缝着眼一边顶起来，此外，“猫叔”还喜欢戴花，它戴花的时候像极了杨二车娜姆，所以中国的网友又给它起了个外号叫“杨二车娜猫”。

谢谢~~~写的好我会加分的~~~千万不要金山之类的词典直接翻译的啊。。。

Answer 1

我最近又是要做猫叔的演讲。自己写的，可能有很多语病，你再修改修改吧。顺便BS那些词典直接翻译的人。
Recently, an interesting research shows that after 311 Earthquake in Iwate Japan, what most Chinese people cared about was the cartoonist in Japan, and then was a cat call Shironeko. Shironeko is a super star cat from the countryside in Iwate Japan. Its head is exceptionally big, and it likes narrowed eyes, likes wearing sunglasses, likes holding things, likes drilling into the narrow basket to sleep. Because of its round face and fat body, Shironeko has a special name in China: uncle cat.
Uncle cat loves holding things very much. No matter what things you put on its head, it can keep its body unmoved and squinting with a nice smile. Besides, uncle cat loves wearing flowers, every kinds of flowers is suitable for it to wear.
Uncle cat is not a special kind of cats. Its master is a local farmer. Although its value can not be compare with those famous kinds of cats, but it’s now the most famous cat, most popular cat in Japan, even around the world. Uncle cat gained tens of thousands of people’s love with its special magical power. Now its fans around the world get the newest information or pictures via its blog or micro blog.
Uncle cat was born on Mar.8th, 2002. After the 311 Earthquake and tsunami in Japan, Uncle cat’s home town Iwate was badly damaged. “Uncle cat, where are you?” Chinese fans were worried about this cat which just celebrated its 9th birthday. Some people left word like “Although you are just a cat far from Japan, but your pictures, your video and your body, your face bright us much enjoyment. God bless you!” The 4th day after the Earthquake, the good news finally came. Uncle cat’s family showed us that “uncle cat is safe!” on its blog, which relieved us a lot.

Answer 2

The cat from Japan the country uncle, a super star cat, its head exceptionally big, like narrowed eyes, like to wear sunglasses, like top things, like drilling narrow basket to sleep. The cat's name is "basket of Japanese cat", can arrive China has a very fcucking name "cat uncle," because it has nine years old, the equivalent of one more than 50 years old, shout it without excessive uncle, and it calm manner really like a truly great uncle.
Features:
The cat is a male, white yellow hair. Weight 4.5 kg, head circumference 30cm, waistline 50cm, height 70cm, strictly say a overweight fatty old cat. Its head exceptionally big, like narrowed eyes, like to wear sunglasses, like top things, like drilling narrow basket to sleep.
Rose:
"Cats live uncle" department head weights, any mess of things it can side narrow focus on one side top up and, in addition, "uncle" also like cat wearing flowers, it was when the flower as CheNaM, so China two Yang net and gave it up a nickname "Yang CheNa cat" two.

Answer 3

这个符合你的要求吗？我的英语比较好 这是我自己翻译出来的不是用词典翻译的 ：From Japan in the country a super star cat, its head exceptionally big, like narrowed eyes, like to wear sunglasses, like top things, like drilling narrow basket to sleep. The cat's name is "basket of Japanese cat", can arrive China has a very fcucking name "cat uncle," because it has nine years old, the equivalent of one more than 50 years old, shout it without excessive uncle, and it calm manner really like a truly great uncle.
Features:
The cat is a male, white yellow hair. Weight 4.5 kg, head circumference 30cm, waistline 50cm, height 70cm, strictly say a overweight fatty old cat. Its head exceptionally big, like narrowed eyes, like to wear sunglasses, like top things, like drilling narrow basket to sleep.
Rose:
"Cats live uncle" department head weights, any mess of things it can side narrow focus on one side top up and, in addition, "uncle" also like cat wearing flowers, it was when the flower as CheNaM, so China two Yang net and gave it up a nickname "Yang CheNa cat" two.

Answer 4

我也喜欢猫叔 握手