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Question

就因为这香后宫那个人不说我舍此，这还是妹妹勤俭持家的好，可是妹妹不是姐姐说你这吃住上节俭也就算了怎么连着丫鬟也节能减排啊。
本宫通通有赏。
姐姐出手可真大方。
说给就给
妹妹怕是无福消受了，对了，妹妹要早些回了，今晚皇上翻的是我的绿头牌，姐姐也早些回宫休息把，看姐姐呢鱼尾纹都长脖根上了。
妹妹怕是你今晚无法沐浴恩泽了。
你刚喝的茶被我下了七七四十六种寄生虫
心肝脾肺肾 这是皇上新赏给我的茶，请妹妹尝尝。
这茶虽好却不及我平时喝的。
妹妹快尝尝。
茶倒是不错，就是有股鸟屎味。
听妹妹这么一说，怕是吃过鸟屎啊。
还是姐姐生活好也就姐姐这相貌这身材。
本宫对自己好点何尝不是为了自己，
皇上可真厉害。
这皇上身体怎么样，咱两人不是最清楚的么。
这欢宜香可是皇上独赐给姐姐的，姐姐可是真有福气。早知道妹妹谨慎所以造就将两杯茶换过位置，所以拉稀的还是你。你拉稀。你全班都拉稀。你全宿舍都拉稀既然二位都这么想知道，那我就告诉你们实话把，这两杯茶我都下了药。皇后派来的奸细。皇上你有手纸么？臣妾的肠被华妃下药了恐怕今晚不能服侍您了怀龙种现在你就是片盐碱地，你都浪费了皇上的雨露了皇上不让我生就是让我死但是我死也要死的华丽女人心不狠地位站不稳

Answer 1

Just because this sweet temple that people don't say I give up this, it is good sister, thrifty, but isn't sister sister said that you eat live frugal calculate how attached to also is locked also energy conservation and emissions reduction.
The palace all have the reward.
My sister really wants to splash the cash.
Said to give
Sister afraid is no enjoy, by the way, my sister want to back to the early, tonight the emperor turned green is my number one and my sister also returned to the house to rest early, watching sister crow's feet long BoGen.
Sister afraid you can't bath grace tonight.
You just drink tea is my 7746 kinds of parasites
Heart lung spleen kidney is the emperor new appreciation for my tea, please taste of the younger sister.
This tea is good but not as good as my usual drink.
Sister try fast.
Tea is good, is there a bird excrement.
Listen to my sister, so even eat bird poo.
Or do you want to elder sister elder sister good life also it looks this figure.
The palace are not for their own good to yourself,
The emperor is really bad.
The emperor's body how, we two people is not the most clear.
The huan is sweet but the emperor alone to give elder sister, elder sister is really blessed. Early know sister carefully so changed his location will make two cups of tea, so diarrhea or you. Your diarrhea. The whole class you diarrhea. All dormitory diarrhea since you two are so want to know, that I will tell you the truth, I drugged the two cups of tea. The queen sent spies. The emperor you have toilet paper? ChenQie bowel be HuaFei tonight I'm afraid the remedy to the case can't serve you bosom Long Zhong you are piece of saline-alkali land, and now you are wasting the rain of the emperor emperor don't let me life is to make me death but I die die gorgeous women heart not malicious position stand

Answer 2

Because Hong harem that individuals do not say that I am without which, or sister Qinjianchijia the good, but my sister is not the sister said you room and board on frugality will forget how attached maidservants energy saving ah. The palace all tours. Sister shot can be really generous. Said to give afraid is no Fu Xiaoshou to sister, the sister back earlier tonight emperor turned my green head brand, sister earlier Hui Gong rest to see sister crow's feet are long neck root a. The sister afraid you can not shower tonight Enze. You just drink tea under the at seventy-seven forty-six kinds of parasites in heart, liver and spleen lung and kidney which the emperor new Shanggei my tea, please sister taste. This tea is good and I do not usually drink. Sister quick taste. The tea is all very well, that is, shares bird feces taste. Listen sister say this, afraid eaten bird feces. Or sister living also sister This looks this figure. The palace of their own point of it not for themselves, the emperor can be really powerful. How this emperor body, we two are not clear what. Huan Yixiang, but the emperor alone gave her sister, her sister, but really lucky. Knew sister caution so creating two cups of tea changed his position, diarrhea or you. You diarrhea. Your whole class diarrhea. Your dormitories are diarrhea since the two are thought to know, then I'll tell you the truth, the two cups of tea are under the drug. Queen sent spies. Emperor you have toilet paper, what? Hua Fei Chenqie intestinal drugging am afraid tonight can not serve you and now you're pregnant dragon species piece saline land, you are wasting the emperor of the rain the emperor not let my students is to let me die but of my Siyeyaosi gorgeous woman heart ruthless status waddled