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Question

我明天要在课上自我介绍，非常重要，希望各位大神用时尚的英语帮我翻译一下，谢谢！

内容如下：
嘿，大家好，我是Michael，当然各位也可以叫我MIke. 我很荣幸有这个机会在这里给大家介绍我自己，我今年20岁，家乡是福建长乐，但是我10岁就在昆明生活了，而且我也不会说闽南语，但是我会说重庆话和云南话，也就是说我是个假福建，所以我也不知道我是哪里人，我只能说我是个地球人，哈哈。我爱昆明，因为这里四季如春人们纯朴热情，当然还有这里的过桥米线、臭豆腐、烧饵块。我的爱好不多不少，我喜欢听各种好听的歌、跳舞、运动、聚会。我从小就十分崇拜Michael Jackson，虽然他已经去世了，但是我想他的位置是无可替代的，我会唱他的一些歌……（然后我开始各种哼哼），当然还有AdamLambert，他有一首《whataya want from me》我非常喜欢，（于是又开始哼哼），你们或许听过。总之我爱音乐，只要好听我就会喜欢。我是个十分开朗的人，我喜欢交朋友，尤其是漂亮的女孩，哈哈。我希望和大家打成一片，把我的快乐分享给大家。在接下来还有十天的时间里，希望可以和大家成为好朋友。最后，我必须得告诉大家一个秘密，因为我实在憋不住了，其实我喜欢一个女孩，一个非常漂亮的女孩，除了美丽我想不出更好的形容词了，如果非得换句话来形容的话，我想她是我的天使。或许我们只能做朋友吧……但是我还是得告诉她，她带走了我的呼吸。 That's all，Thank u very much!

PS：内容可能有些多，希望大神可以手动帮我翻译……只要意思接近，不用扣字，口语化一些就好。我没有什么分，或许……我只能说，真的真的谢谢你！谢谢。（在线等待中）

Answer 1

Hello,everyone. I am Michael, you also can call me Mike. It's my honored to be here to introduce myself. I am 20 years old and come from Fujian Changle.I have been living in Kunming ever since I was 10 years old. I don't speak Hokkien, but I do speak Chongqing and Yunnan dialect. You can say I am not an authentic Fujianese, so that I have no idea where I come from. All that I can say is I am from the earth, joking...
嘿，大家好，我是Michael，当然各位也可以叫我MIke. 我很荣幸有这个机会在这里给大家介绍我自己，我今年20岁，家乡是福建长乐，但是我10岁就在昆明生活了，而且我也不会说闽南语，但是我会说重庆话和云南话，也就是说我是个假福建，所以我也不知道我是哪里人，我只能说我是个地球人，哈哈。

I love kunming, people from kunming are pure and enthusiastic as the weather like here. It is spring all the year round. Surely there are lot of delicious food here, such as Yunnan rice noodles, Stinky tofu, Minced ham, and so on. I have some hobbies, like listening to the music, dancing, doing workout and partying. I worship Michael Jackson very much, though he left us to paradise, there is no one can take place of him. I also can sing some of his songs....
我爱昆明，因为这里四季如春人们纯朴热情，当然还有这里的过桥米线、臭豆腐、烧饵块。我的爱好不多不少，我喜欢听各种好听的歌、跳舞、运动、聚会。我从小就十分崇拜Michael Jackson，虽然他已经去世了，但是我想他的位置是无可替代的，我会唱他的一些歌……（然后我开始各种哼哼）

As well as Adam Lambert, there is a song by him called <what do you want from me 应该是这首吧> that I love so much,too.perhaps it sounds familar to you. Anyway I love music, I love all the music which is good for my ears.
当然还有AdamLambert，他有一首《whataya want from me》我非常喜欢，（于是又开始哼哼），你们或许听过。总之我爱音乐，只要好听我就会喜欢。

I am an optimistic guy, keen to make friends with, especially with pretty girls. joking. I hope I could get along well with everyone. Bring the joy to all of you. In the next 10 days, I wish I could be a good friend to you all. In the end, I want to share a secret to you, I couldn't take it anymore, actually I like a girl, she is very stunning, I don't have other words to describe her except beautiful. She is truly an angel to me, if I have to say that way. Maybe we only can be friends... however I have to let her know, she has really taken my breath away.
我是个十分开朗的人，我喜欢交朋友，尤其是漂亮的女孩，哈哈。我希望和大家打成一片，把我的快乐分享给大家。在接下来还有十天的时间里，希望可以和大家成为好朋友。最后，我必须得告诉大家一个秘密，因为我实在憋不住了，其实我喜欢一个女孩，一个非常漂亮的女孩，除了美丽我想不出更好的形容词了，如果非得换句话来形容的话，我想她是我的天使。或许我们只能做朋友吧……但是我还是得告诉她，她带走了我的呼吸。 That's all，Thank u very much!‘

纯手动。

Answer 2

Hey, everybody is good, I was Michael, of course, you can call me MIke. I am very honored to have this opportunity here to introduce myself, I am 20 years old this year, home is Fujian Changle, but I was 10 years old living in Kunming, and I will not speak Taiwanese, but I will say Chongqing words and Yunnan, that is to say I was a fake Fujian, so I don't know where I am, I can only say that I was a man on the earth, ha ha. I love Kunming, because here the four seasons such as spring people are honest enthusiasm, of course, the cross bridge rice noodle, the stinky tofu, cooked rice. I love a lot, I like to listen to a variety of song, dance, movement, the party. I admire Michael Jackson, although he has passed away, but I think his position is irreplaceable, and I will sing some of his songs...... (and then I began to hum), and of course AdamLambert, he has a song "Whataya want from me" I was like, (then began hum), you may have heard. I love music, as long as I would like. I am a very cheerful person, I like making friends, especially the beautiful girl, ha ha. And I hope we become integrated with, to share my happiness to you. In the next ten days, I hope we can become good friends. Finally, I must tell you a secret, because I really can't help it, I like a girl, a very beautiful girl, in addition to the beauty I can't think of a better word, if have to change a word to describe it, I think she is my angel. Maybe we can be friends...... But I got to tell her, she takes my breath away.

Answer 3

hello everyone i am michal ,of course you can call me mike ,this is my great honor to be here to introduce myself to you iam 20years old now,and i am from fujian but i have been in kunming when i was ten years old and i could not speak contonese but i can speak ...namely i am not a real fujianese,so i do not know where my hometown is i only can say i am form earth i like kunming because all reason is just like spring ,and here people are very enthusiasim追问

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追答

thereare Yunnan cross-bridge rice noodle stinky tofu, ShaoErKuai here. I don't have many hobbies, I like listening all kinds of beautiful songs, dancing, sports, parties. Since I was young, I admired Michael Jackson, though he has died, but he is alway in my mind , I can sing some of his songs... (and i also try to sing it ) and, of course, i also like AdamLambert, he has a "whataya want from me, I like it very much, (and he began to sing it ), you may have heard of. In short I love music, as long as good I will like it. I am a very sociable person, I like making friends, especially beautiful girls, ha ha. I hopewe have fun togeter to share my happiness with you. In the next ten days, hope we can be friends at last i could not help telling you a secret actuallu i like a girl a very beautiful girl i can not use another word to describle her any more . if need, she is my angel.maybe we are just friend at last but i must tell her she is everything for me 大概意思再 个别的再修饰啊