请英语好的朋友帮助纠正一下翻译错误：“为什么好久不见的朋友见到我的第一句问候语都是：“你。。。”

Question

（中文是想要表达的意思，翻译不必和中文完全一样）

中文部分：
为什么好久不见的朋友见到我的第一句问候语都是：“你现在怎么那么胖？”

我的翻译：
Why the first greeting from my friends who I have not see them long time is "How could you be so fat now"

Answer 1

你翻译错了，应该是：Why long time no see friends to see my first a greeting is: "You how so fat now?"

Answer 2

Why the first greeting from my friends who I have not seen for a long time is "How heavy you are now."

fat好像语气不大好本回答被提问者采纳

Answer 3

why the first question from friends who i have not seen them for a while is 'why are you so fat now'