Oh, saviour of China,
you have ennobled the House of Fa.
In gratitude, we honour you.
O, veneration to you,
O, mighty...
Say it, say my name.
Mushu.
That's what I'm talking about.
How you doing up there, man?
Thanks for the intro.
And now,
I think I'd like to visit my beloved pedestal.
Let's get it over with.
Ceremonial robe of honour.
If Mulan could see me now.
Mulan saves China one time, and now he thinks he's the emperor.
I'm climbing a stairway to heaven.
Top floor.
Pedestals, perks and props.
Ceremonial bath of honour.
Yeah.
Y'all better take a deep breath now, 'cause I ain't leaving my pedestal
for the next thousand years.
Let the whirlpool begin.
Oh, yeah.
According to this chart,
I put the coins here.
Relax, child.
The spirits tell me Shang will arrive
and propose to Mulan before the sun sets.
Still time to get in on the pool.
Mother.
Gambling is like playing Mah Jongg with blank tiles.
No one really wins.
I'm enriched by your presence, my son.
I think I'll go pray.
Hello, Sha-Ron.
Is Fa Mulan here?
She's out in the field.
Yeah, doing her chores.
I'll go help her.
Thank you.
The children all love Mulan.
And why not?
She's strong, she's brave, she's beautiful.
She's a chip off the old block.
It's okay, Little Brother.
What's going on here?
We want to be like you, Fa Mulan.
But I'm still learning myself.
Please.
Okay.
I guess I can show you a few moves.
Mulan's gonna teach us how to kick butt.
Hooray!
Hold it, calm down.
That's lesson number two.
The first and most important lesson is to be gentle.
At the same time, we're being tough.
Yeah!
I know it does sound a little funny, huh?
But the world is full of opposites, and so are you.
To be a good warrior, you must bring it all into balance.
Let's see if this helps.
Earth, sky. Day, night.
Sound and silence.
Dark and light.
One alone is not enough
You need both together
Winter, summer
Moon and sun
- Wow!
Like a rock
You must be hard
Like an oak
You must stand firm
Cut quick like my blade
Think fast
Unafraid
Like a rock
I must be hard
Like an oak
I must stand firm
Cut quick like my blade
Think fast
Unafraid
Okay, Mulan, I'm ready.
But you're still out of balance.
You're only halfway there.
Like a cloud
You are soft
Like bamboo
You bend in the wind
Creeping slow
You're at peace because you know
It's okay to be afraid
Like a cloud
I am soft
Like bamboo
I bend in the wind
Creeping slow
I'm at peace because I know
It's okay to be afraid
One alone is not enough
You need both together
Winter, summer
Moon and sun
Lesson number one
Like a rock
I must be hard
Like bamboo
I bend in the wind
- i'm at peace because I know
It's okay to be afraid
It's General Shang.
Hello, little warriors.
Your new uniform suits you, General.
The uniform, yes.
Now I just have to live up to it.
Of course you will.
You're very brave.
Oh, right. Brave. Yes, well...
Mulan, I haven't known you for very long, but I feel that doesn't matter so much
when a man is in...
When a man is in...
Is there someplace private we can talk?
We can go to my house.
Okay, everybody.
Time to be like the river and flow home.
Bye, Shang. Bye, Mulan.
Could you take care of this for me?
You're never gonna get that back.
She said yes.
When one's heart is overfilled with joy,some may spill from the eyes.
You can say that again.
I win the pot.
Actually, you bet he would propose before sundown.
I bet he would propose before noon.
But, you don't gamble.
Betting against my mother is not a gamble.
It's an investment.
Oh, what a happy day.
My little baby's getting married.
Mushu, someone will hear you.
I can't help it.
You know dragons are very emotional.
Seems like just last month, you and I were saving China.
You know, this must be a magical moment for you.
It's not every day I get engaged.
I meant telling me you're engaged.
I'm the guy that gave you and pretty boy the hook-up.
Am I a guardian, or am I a guardian?
You're more than that.
You're my most trusted friend.
No, I just got some exfoliating cream in my eye.
Of course I'm crying, girl.
What you think? Oh, Mulan.
- I'm just so happy for me.
This wedding business
is a big status boost for me.
When the ancestors look up the career ladder, all they're gonna see is my behind.
So glad my getting married is helping you out.
All right, I get you, Miss Missy.
But I'm thinking about you too.
I'll plan your wedding.
I gotta work me up a theme.
Theme is everything.
How about "Rainbow of Memories?"
That's too junior prom.
I've got it.
The theme is, "Think Pink."
You know, pink is the new red.
It's simple, it says it. Watch my smoke.
Cri-kee, to the fabric store.
Mulan, seems your grandma invited someone to help us celebrate the engagement.
Really?
Who?
- Congratulations!
Isn't it wonderful?
Sorry it's sort of slapdash.
It took us by surprise, you know.
Make way for the happy couple.
- What's our strategy, General?
Divide and conquer.
All right, dead people.
We've got work, so move with purpose.
I've got an important announcement to make.
Hold on to your ectoplasm now.
Mulan's getting married.
All right.
Simmer down.
I know just how you feel.
But time is wasting. Move.
The theme is pink.
I want to see pink flowers, ribbons, bows.
I'm not talking about salmon.
No blush.
I mean pink as a freshly-slapped newborn's behind.
Nobody wants to see your drawers, Prunehilda.
Actually, she meant this.
Hey, this looks like a for-real pink slip.
You know,
like a "you're fired" pink slip.
The pink slip is for you.
It is written, once a woman marries, her husband's ancestors take over the duty of guardianship.
No.
Your scroll must have a typo.
That can't be.
- But it is. You're out of a job. And out of our hair, fool.
No, no.
I ain't going out like this.
It took me years to get this pedestal back, and I ain't about to give it up.
Hear me, you lazy lounge lizard.
The moment Fa Mulan is married, you've got your old job back.
Remember gong duty?
Perhaps this will ring a bell.
Mushu's on his way out
Mushu's on his way out
Mushu's on his way out
Mushu's on his way out
What am I gonna do?
No, absolutely not.
Maybe one or two.
- We'll think about it.
Oh, dear. Did you hear that?
Perhaps we should give our gift to the children now.
General Shang, Fa Mulan, orders from His Majesty, the Emperor.
We'll leave at once.
This must be important for the emperor to want both of us. He knows a winning team when he sees one.
Since when are they the winning team?
Ink's not dry on my pink slip, and I'm being replaced.
Yeah, I know.
You're right.
How could I have been so selfish?
Look at them.
Those two clearly got it going on.
I've made a decision.
I've got to kiss my pedestal good-bye, cos my girl's happiness comes first.
It's so lovely this year.
The blossoms reach for the sunlight above, yet, unseen, the roots reach
for the rainwater below.
Sun and rain.
So different, yet only by working together do they create harmony and life.
I know, the lesson of yin and yang.
And, to help you remember that lesson...
Father, mother, your necklaces.
Not ours, our great-great grandparents'.
And now, yours.
- Oh, they're so beautiful.
But, you'll be surprised how heavily they can weigh.
To share the burden, you must work together, like the sun and rain.
Wait a minute, old man Fa-Zhou got a point now.
Mulan and Shang are as different as sun and rain.
When the infatuation wears off, their tree of life is going to wind up with root rot.
Yeah, sure.
She seems happy.
That's the real tragedy.
The girl don't even realise how miserable she is.
That's why I gotta nip this thing in the bud.
This is not about my pedestal.
This is about Mulan making the biggest mistake of my...
I mean, her life.
Man, how could I have been so selfish?
Mulan's a girl worth fighting for.
And, after all, I am the girl's guardian.
Cri-Kee, I'm gonna break them up.
So, I guess that means you're on board?
Mulan, could you smooth out the ride a little? I'm getting horse sick.
Remember, teamwork ain't about ego,
it's about "we go."
Cri-Kee, what are you doing here?
Protect Mulan from me?
I'm her guardian.
Yeah, you're her lucky cricket.
Lucky I don't break out the bug spray.
As we stand here, Mongol forces are moving closer to our border.
The threat of attack is growing every day.
As it is, our army's hopelessly outnumbered.
Your Majesty, let me lead my forces in a pre-emptive strike.
Each of my warriors will fight like ten Mongols.
No, General.
I plan to defeat this enemy without the use of force.
Instead, we will forge a union so strong, the Mongol hordes won't dare attack.
An alliance with the kingdom of Qui Gong.
We will become united through marriage.
You will escort three princesses to Qui Gong.
There, they will marry
Lord Chin's sons, and seal this critical alliance.
Yes, Your Majesty.
My advisors tell me the charts are clear.
If this wedding does not take place in three days, the alliance will crumble and the Mongols will destroy us.
Mark my words, General.
Three days.
Not a moment more.
I know that face, Fa Mulan.
What troubles you?
Your Majesty, an arranged marriage?
Rest assured, child.
My daughters know exactly what they're doing.
Your daughters?
They consider it an honour to marry in the cause of peace.
Your Majesty, I...
Apology accepted.
General, how many troops do you estimate you will need
You surprise me.
These are my children.
This mission does not call for force, but finesse.
We must become one with the countryside.
As emperor, I trust you.
As a father, I implore you to choose your three soldiers wisely.
- China's most honourable and noble soldiers.
And stay out!
I've found wives for hundreds of men, but the Golden Dragon of Unity himself couldn't make love matches for you three.
Come back when you get personalities.
Well, that's a fine way to treat China's greatest... ...heroes.
What's her problem?
All I asked for was a girl who would worship the dirt I walk on.
I simply asked for someone who would cook for me morning, noon and night.
And I just wanted a girl who likes to laugh, and thinks I'm a god.
Perhaps we weren't specific enough.
Forget that dragon lady.
The only ones who can find girls worthy of us is us.
Yeah.
Well, I don't need her
To be all smug and snooty
I got a plaque right here
That says I kicked Hun booty
We have everything
We dreamed we'd find
When we came back from war
Yeah, everything but...
A girl worth fighting for
- There's a girl worth fighting for And I think she wants us to come over.
My girl won't laugh at all my jokes
But tell it to me straight
She'll rub my head when I get sick
And let me pick off of her plate
If Ling can find a girl
Who likes his chopstick nose trick
He really better just propose quick
Well, I have to say
Based on today, I'm cranky
- I'll just spend my life with you two
And there's no one there
To steal my chair
And twirl around the floor
I wish I had
A girl worth fighting for
I would be true
To a girl worth fighting...
I'd make fondue
For a girl worth fighting...
I'd even kiss you
For a girl worth fighting
For
Mulan.
General Shang.
If you three aren't too busy disturbing the peace,
I need you to join us on a mission.
I'll be leaving behind a few broken hearts, but count me in.
Tonight.
We're about to depart, Your Highnesses.
You have my word we will arrive swiftly and safely.
My sisters and I thank you.
Permit me to introduce Fa Mulan.
It is a privilege to meet the hero of China.
I leave you in her capable hands.
- You might need these.
It's chilly.
- You're welcome, Your Highness.
So, you're getting married.
- That's right.
We don't know.
We've never met them.
Really? So you have no idea what they're like?
- It's all right.
It's our honour to serve the emperor.
We're very happy. Really.
Well, I'm glad to hear that.
- I'm not sure I could go through...
Time to get going.
Move out.
If we get to the Honshu Pass by midday tomorrow...
We'll have time to make it to Qui Gong.
Yeah. Just enough time to stop Mulan from making the biggest mistake of my...
I mean, her life.
- What's the face?
- There's no face.
This is my face. That's all.
You know I know you better than that.
What's wrong?
But I have another duty.
To my heart.
Mulan.
I know, but not everyone can be as lucky as we are.
In an ideal world, everyone would marry for love, but the world isn't perfect.
I'm just glad my world is.
"My world". Talk about selfish.
You don't hear me bragging about
how it's my world, even though it is.
I'm telling you, the sooner I bust them apart,the better things will be for Mulan.
And so, I said, "You just broke my best set of china."
You mean with disgust?
No.
Our eyes met and we shared a cosmic moment.
Just like when I look at potted pigs' knuckles.
It's love, I tell you. Love...
Love, shmove.
It doesn't matter.
We're on a mission.
No fraternizing with the princesses.
Engaged-to-be-married princesses.
Wow. China is so big.
Isn't it beautiful, Mei?
Mei?
Yes, beautiful.
Did you see the way he looked at me?
Who? The gorilla with the bad eye?
Gorilla? He's more like a big, cuddly panda bear.
- But you didn't even talk to him.
- A true romantic can tell.
He may be coarse on the outside, but on the inside...
- He's gross?
He smells?
I can see past my nose.
Deep down.
Deep, deep down. Way down.
There's something.
Ting-Ting, I think she's in love.
No, there'll be none of that.
Remember, Mei, you are to be married in three days.
You gave your solemn oath.
You're right.
Whoa.
We're stopping to water the horses.
- Maybe you'd like to stretch your legs?
Yes, you're perfectly safe.
I think a leg stretch would be very nice.
Thank you for helping me with my slipper.
May I know your name?
Now. Dow. Cow. Bao?
No, you must eat.
It must be exhausting guarding us day and night.
No. Well, yes.
But I'm strong and marching.
Yes, I suppose all that training does make it second nature.
But I think you, a princess, with royal...
Although it can be a burden.
I've said too much.
You are very easy to talk to, Yao.
Permit me to echo your praise.
I find your presence engaging and your conversation sparkling.
Thank you.
Hello, there.
I am Ling.
I am Princess Ting-Ting.
Well, if you ever need me,just give me a ting-a-ling.
Come on, Your Highness.
You don't want to let your guard down.
Get it? Guard... down?
Thank you.
You know,
I've got some blue blood myself.
Many have called me a royal pain.
Thank you.
You've been a great crowd.
Ting-Ting, look.
Isn't this fruit lovely?
Chien-Po got it for me.
He's so sweet.
Just get your pomegranates in the carriage.
No, not at all.
Are you sure?
I just wanted to compliment you.
You were so brave to take your father's place in the army.
Well, thank you.
Your duty was to stay home, but your heart told you to break the rules.
How did you decide between duty and heart?
Well, it wasn't easy.
But, by following my feelings,
I wound up doing the right thing.
I guess I learned that
my duty is to my heart.
My duty is to my heart.
Yes. That makes sense.
That's marvellous.
Thank you, Fa Mulan.
You're welcome...
I guess.
Let's get back on the road.
That's my cue to put
Operation Shang into action.
Pretty boy's gonna look so bad, it'll send Mulan running for the hills.
This is gonna be delicious.
Watch this.
Hey!
Good catch.
What? Shang?
Hey.
Tasty.
I try and I try.
I put my heart and soul into busting them up.
And what do I have to show for it?
A cricket that laughs in my face.
I just can't do it anymore.
Oh, great ancestors,
I throw myself at your mercy.
My pedestal is all but a distant memory.
Great spirits, take me now. Ah!
Hold on, ladies.
- We'll save you.
They're headed for the cliff.
Come on.
Go.
- You're next, Su.
Take my arm.
Ting-Ting's stuck.
Mulan, the rope.
Hang on!
Is everyone all right?
- Mei, I'll save you.
And I saved you.
Mulan!
- I don't know.
- I wasn't near the carriage.
Keep paddling.
Look how great you're doing.
- Who's the big boy?
My fault?
This wasn't my plan.
Wagon's busted.
Cold and miserable.
Everything's ruined.
Or maybe not.
Old Shang's steaming like a fresh pork bun.
I bet he and Mulan are two nasty words away from an all-out feud.
Oh, Cri-Kee, things are brightening up after all.
- I've seen happier princesses.
- That's the least of our problems.
There's a mountain pass between here and Qui Gong.
It takes us through bandit country, but it's the only way.
Why not just follow the river?
Because the river's
not on the map.
It's bound to go past a town and
where there's a town, there's a road.
There's no town on the map.
Then maybe we should just forget the map and wing it.
We can't wing it. We need a new plan.
We have three days.
We don't need to pull over and ask directions. We have a map.
What is with men and asking directions?
- You're saying women can't read maps?
Women will ask but they won't follow directions.
...because they refuse to ask.
Am I interrupting?
I found a village and a path to it through the forest.
A forest path?
Great. Show us.
See. If it were a snake, it would've bit you.
There's bound to be a road that will lead us to Qui Gong.
Shang, I'm sorry.
You're in charge of the mission.
No, I'm the one who's sorry.
A good leader is open to new ideas.
- There's nothing to forgive.
I'd better go.
I've got the first watch, General.
But...
Are you bugging? Look at her go.
She can't wait to get away from him.
That's no smile.
That's a mask of pain.
That was just phase one of my new -phase master plan.
Now, just watch phase two when I get up close... ...and personal.
Excuse me, Your Highness.
I found your fan.
It just needed a little drying out.
Thank you, Ling.
Normally, I would say,
"I'm your biggest fan."
But...
I'll just go away now, again.
Sorry.
I'll replace that.
Of course she doesn't like you.
You're such a ding-a-ling.
He likes you.
It would seem so.
And you like him.
Well, I appreciate that he's a good soldier.
How can you do that?
How can you look at someone, realise you share a connection,
Do you?
you have ennobled the House of Fa.
In gratitude, we honour you.
O, veneration to you,
O, mighty...
Say it, say my name.
Mushu.
That's what I'm talking about.
How you doing up there, man?
Thanks for the intro.
And now,
I think I'd like to visit my beloved pedestal.
Let's get it over with.
Ceremonial robe of honour.
If Mulan could see me now.
Mulan saves China one time, and now he thinks he's the emperor.
I'm climbing a stairway to heaven.
Top floor.
Pedestals, perks and props.
Ceremonial bath of honour.
Yeah.
Y'all better take a deep breath now, 'cause I ain't leaving my pedestal
for the next thousand years.
Let the whirlpool begin.
Oh, yeah.
According to this chart,
I put the coins here.
Relax, child.
The spirits tell me Shang will arrive
and propose to Mulan before the sun sets.
Still time to get in on the pool.
Mother.
Gambling is like playing Mah Jongg with blank tiles.
No one really wins.
I'm enriched by your presence, my son.
I think I'll go pray.
Hello, Sha-Ron.
Is Fa Mulan here?
She's out in the field.
Yeah, doing her chores.
I'll go help her.
Thank you.
The children all love Mulan.
And why not?
She's strong, she's brave, she's beautiful.
She's a chip off the old block.
It's okay, Little Brother.
What's going on here?
We want to be like you, Fa Mulan.
But I'm still learning myself.
Please.
Okay.
I guess I can show you a few moves.
Mulan's gonna teach us how to kick butt.
Hooray!
Hold it, calm down.
That's lesson number two.
The first and most important lesson is to be gentle.
At the same time, we're being tough.
Yeah!
I know it does sound a little funny, huh?
But the world is full of opposites, and so are you.
To be a good warrior, you must bring it all into balance.
Let's see if this helps.
Earth, sky. Day, night.
Sound and silence.
Dark and light.
One alone is not enough
You need both together
Winter, summer
Moon and sun
- Wow!
Like a rock
You must be hard
Like an oak
You must stand firm
Cut quick like my blade
Think fast
Unafraid
Like a rock
I must be hard
Like an oak
I must stand firm
Cut quick like my blade
Think fast
Unafraid
Okay, Mulan, I'm ready.
But you're still out of balance.
You're only halfway there.
Like a cloud
You are soft
Like bamboo
You bend in the wind
Creeping slow
You're at peace because you know
It's okay to be afraid
Like a cloud
I am soft
Like bamboo
I bend in the wind
Creeping slow
I'm at peace because I know
It's okay to be afraid
One alone is not enough
You need both together
Winter, summer
Moon and sun
Lesson number one
Like a rock
I must be hard
Like bamboo
I bend in the wind
- i'm at peace because I know
It's okay to be afraid
It's General Shang.
Hello, little warriors.
Your new uniform suits you, General.
The uniform, yes.
Now I just have to live up to it.
Of course you will.
You're very brave.
Oh, right. Brave. Yes, well...
Mulan, I haven't known you for very long, but I feel that doesn't matter so much
when a man is in...
When a man is in...
Is there someplace private we can talk?
We can go to my house.
Okay, everybody.
Time to be like the river and flow home.
Bye, Shang. Bye, Mulan.
Could you take care of this for me?
You're never gonna get that back.
She said yes.
When one's heart is overfilled with joy,some may spill from the eyes.
You can say that again.
I win the pot.
Actually, you bet he would propose before sundown.
I bet he would propose before noon.
But, you don't gamble.
Betting against my mother is not a gamble.
It's an investment.
Oh, what a happy day.
My little baby's getting married.
Mushu, someone will hear you.
I can't help it.
You know dragons are very emotional.
Seems like just last month, you and I were saving China.
You know, this must be a magical moment for you.
It's not every day I get engaged.
I meant telling me you're engaged.
I'm the guy that gave you and pretty boy the hook-up.
Am I a guardian, or am I a guardian?
You're more than that.
You're my most trusted friend.
No, I just got some exfoliating cream in my eye.
Of course I'm crying, girl.
What you think? Oh, Mulan.
- I'm just so happy for me.
This wedding business
is a big status boost for me.
When the ancestors look up the career ladder, all they're gonna see is my behind.
So glad my getting married is helping you out.
All right, I get you, Miss Missy.
But I'm thinking about you too.
I'll plan your wedding.
I gotta work me up a theme.
Theme is everything.
How about "Rainbow of Memories?"
That's too junior prom.
I've got it.
The theme is, "Think Pink."
You know, pink is the new red.
It's simple, it says it. Watch my smoke.
Cri-kee, to the fabric store.
Mulan, seems your grandma invited someone to help us celebrate the engagement.
Really?
Who?
- Congratulations!
Isn't it wonderful?
Sorry it's sort of slapdash.
It took us by surprise, you know.
Make way for the happy couple.
- What's our strategy, General?
Divide and conquer.
All right, dead people.
We've got work, so move with purpose.
I've got an important announcement to make.
Hold on to your ectoplasm now.
Mulan's getting married.
All right.
Simmer down.
I know just how you feel.
But time is wasting. Move.
The theme is pink.
I want to see pink flowers, ribbons, bows.
I'm not talking about salmon.
No blush.
I mean pink as a freshly-slapped newborn's behind.
Nobody wants to see your drawers, Prunehilda.
Actually, she meant this.
Hey, this looks like a for-real pink slip.
You know,
like a "you're fired" pink slip.
The pink slip is for you.
It is written, once a woman marries, her husband's ancestors take over the duty of guardianship.
No.
Your scroll must have a typo.
That can't be.
- But it is. You're out of a job. And out of our hair, fool.
No, no.
I ain't going out like this.
It took me years to get this pedestal back, and I ain't about to give it up.
Hear me, you lazy lounge lizard.
The moment Fa Mulan is married, you've got your old job back.
Remember gong duty?
Perhaps this will ring a bell.
Mushu's on his way out
Mushu's on his way out
Mushu's on his way out
Mushu's on his way out
What am I gonna do?
No, absolutely not.
Maybe one or two.
- We'll think about it.
Oh, dear. Did you hear that?
Perhaps we should give our gift to the children now.
General Shang, Fa Mulan, orders from His Majesty, the Emperor.
We'll leave at once.
This must be important for the emperor to want both of us. He knows a winning team when he sees one.
Since when are they the winning team?
Ink's not dry on my pink slip, and I'm being replaced.
Yeah, I know.
You're right.
How could I have been so selfish?
Look at them.
Those two clearly got it going on.
I've made a decision.
I've got to kiss my pedestal good-bye, cos my girl's happiness comes first.
It's so lovely this year.
The blossoms reach for the sunlight above, yet, unseen, the roots reach
for the rainwater below.
Sun and rain.
So different, yet only by working together do they create harmony and life.
I know, the lesson of yin and yang.
And, to help you remember that lesson...
Father, mother, your necklaces.
Not ours, our great-great grandparents'.
And now, yours.
- Oh, they're so beautiful.
But, you'll be surprised how heavily they can weigh.
To share the burden, you must work together, like the sun and rain.
Wait a minute, old man Fa-Zhou got a point now.
Mulan and Shang are as different as sun and rain.
When the infatuation wears off, their tree of life is going to wind up with root rot.
Yeah, sure.
She seems happy.
That's the real tragedy.
The girl don't even realise how miserable she is.
That's why I gotta nip this thing in the bud.
This is not about my pedestal.
This is about Mulan making the biggest mistake of my...
I mean, her life.
Man, how could I have been so selfish?
Mulan's a girl worth fighting for.
And, after all, I am the girl's guardian.
Cri-Kee, I'm gonna break them up.
So, I guess that means you're on board?
Mulan, could you smooth out the ride a little? I'm getting horse sick.
Remember, teamwork ain't about ego,
it's about "we go."
Cri-Kee, what are you doing here?
Protect Mulan from me?
I'm her guardian.
Yeah, you're her lucky cricket.
Lucky I don't break out the bug spray.
As we stand here, Mongol forces are moving closer to our border.
The threat of attack is growing every day.
As it is, our army's hopelessly outnumbered.
Your Majesty, let me lead my forces in a pre-emptive strike.
Each of my warriors will fight like ten Mongols.
No, General.
I plan to defeat this enemy without the use of force.
Instead, we will forge a union so strong, the Mongol hordes won't dare attack.
An alliance with the kingdom of Qui Gong.
We will become united through marriage.
You will escort three princesses to Qui Gong.
There, they will marry
Lord Chin's sons, and seal this critical alliance.
Yes, Your Majesty.
My advisors tell me the charts are clear.
If this wedding does not take place in three days, the alliance will crumble and the Mongols will destroy us.
Mark my words, General.
Three days.
Not a moment more.
I know that face, Fa Mulan.
What troubles you?
Your Majesty, an arranged marriage?
Rest assured, child.
My daughters know exactly what they're doing.
Your daughters?
They consider it an honour to marry in the cause of peace.
Your Majesty, I...
Apology accepted.
General, how many troops do you estimate you will need
You surprise me.
These are my children.
This mission does not call for force, but finesse.
We must become one with the countryside.
As emperor, I trust you.
As a father, I implore you to choose your three soldiers wisely.
- China's most honourable and noble soldiers.
And stay out!
I've found wives for hundreds of men, but the Golden Dragon of Unity himself couldn't make love matches for you three.
Come back when you get personalities.
Well, that's a fine way to treat China's greatest... ...heroes.
What's her problem?
All I asked for was a girl who would worship the dirt I walk on.
I simply asked for someone who would cook for me morning, noon and night.
And I just wanted a girl who likes to laugh, and thinks I'm a god.
Perhaps we weren't specific enough.
Forget that dragon lady.
The only ones who can find girls worthy of us is us.
Yeah.
Well, I don't need her
To be all smug and snooty
I got a plaque right here
That says I kicked Hun booty
We have everything
We dreamed we'd find
When we came back from war
Yeah, everything but...
A girl worth fighting for
- There's a girl worth fighting for And I think she wants us to come over.
My girl won't laugh at all my jokes
But tell it to me straight
She'll rub my head when I get sick
And let me pick off of her plate
If Ling can find a girl
Who likes his chopstick nose trick
He really better just propose quick
Well, I have to say
Based on today, I'm cranky
- I'll just spend my life with you two
And there's no one there
To steal my chair
And twirl around the floor
I wish I had
A girl worth fighting for
I would be true
To a girl worth fighting...
I'd make fondue
For a girl worth fighting...
I'd even kiss you
For a girl worth fighting
For
Mulan.
General Shang.
If you three aren't too busy disturbing the peace,
I need you to join us on a mission.
I'll be leaving behind a few broken hearts, but count me in.
Tonight.
We're about to depart, Your Highnesses.
You have my word we will arrive swiftly and safely.
My sisters and I thank you.
Permit me to introduce Fa Mulan.
It is a privilege to meet the hero of China.
I leave you in her capable hands.
- You might need these.
It's chilly.
- You're welcome, Your Highness.
So, you're getting married.
- That's right.
We don't know.
We've never met them.
Really? So you have no idea what they're like?
- It's all right.
It's our honour to serve the emperor.
We're very happy. Really.
Well, I'm glad to hear that.
- I'm not sure I could go through...
Time to get going.
Move out.
If we get to the Honshu Pass by midday tomorrow...
We'll have time to make it to Qui Gong.
Yeah. Just enough time to stop Mulan from making the biggest mistake of my...
I mean, her life.
- What's the face?
- There's no face.
This is my face. That's all.
You know I know you better than that.
What's wrong?
But I have another duty.
To my heart.
Mulan.
I know, but not everyone can be as lucky as we are.
In an ideal world, everyone would marry for love, but the world isn't perfect.
I'm just glad my world is.
"My world". Talk about selfish.
You don't hear me bragging about
how it's my world, even though it is.
I'm telling you, the sooner I bust them apart,the better things will be for Mulan.
And so, I said, "You just broke my best set of china."
You mean with disgust?
No.
Our eyes met and we shared a cosmic moment.
Just like when I look at potted pigs' knuckles.
It's love, I tell you. Love...
Love, shmove.
It doesn't matter.
We're on a mission.
No fraternizing with the princesses.
Engaged-to-be-married princesses.
Wow. China is so big.
Isn't it beautiful, Mei?
Mei?
Yes, beautiful.
Did you see the way he looked at me?
Who? The gorilla with the bad eye?
Gorilla? He's more like a big, cuddly panda bear.
- But you didn't even talk to him.
- A true romantic can tell.
He may be coarse on the outside, but on the inside...
- He's gross?
He smells?
I can see past my nose.
Deep down.
Deep, deep down. Way down.
There's something.
Ting-Ting, I think she's in love.
No, there'll be none of that.
Remember, Mei, you are to be married in three days.
You gave your solemn oath.
You're right.
Whoa.
We're stopping to water the horses.
- Maybe you'd like to stretch your legs?
Yes, you're perfectly safe.
I think a leg stretch would be very nice.
Thank you for helping me with my slipper.
May I know your name?
Now. Dow. Cow. Bao?
No, you must eat.
It must be exhausting guarding us day and night.
No. Well, yes.
But I'm strong and marching.
Yes, I suppose all that training does make it second nature.
But I think you, a princess, with royal...
Although it can be a burden.
I've said too much.
You are very easy to talk to, Yao.
Permit me to echo your praise.
I find your presence engaging and your conversation sparkling.
Thank you.
Hello, there.
I am Ling.
I am Princess Ting-Ting.
Well, if you ever need me,just give me a ting-a-ling.
Come on, Your Highness.
You don't want to let your guard down.
Get it? Guard... down?
Thank you.
You know,
I've got some blue blood myself.
Many have called me a royal pain.
Thank you.
You've been a great crowd.
Ting-Ting, look.
Isn't this fruit lovely?
Chien-Po got it for me.
He's so sweet.
Just get your pomegranates in the carriage.
No, not at all.
Are you sure?
I just wanted to compliment you.
You were so brave to take your father's place in the army.
Well, thank you.
Your duty was to stay home, but your heart told you to break the rules.
How did you decide between duty and heart?
Well, it wasn't easy.
But, by following my feelings,
I wound up doing the right thing.
I guess I learned that
my duty is to my heart.
My duty is to my heart.
Yes. That makes sense.
That's marvellous.
Thank you, Fa Mulan.
You're welcome...
I guess.
Let's get back on the road.
That's my cue to put
Operation Shang into action.
Pretty boy's gonna look so bad, it'll send Mulan running for the hills.
This is gonna be delicious.
Watch this.
Hey!
Good catch.
What? Shang?
Hey.
Tasty.
I try and I try.
I put my heart and soul into busting them up.
And what do I have to show for it?
A cricket that laughs in my face.
I just can't do it anymore.
Oh, great ancestors,
I throw myself at your mercy.
My pedestal is all but a distant memory.
Great spirits, take me now. Ah!
Hold on, ladies.
- We'll save you.
They're headed for the cliff.
Come on.
Go.
- You're next, Su.
Take my arm.
Ting-Ting's stuck.
Mulan, the rope.
Hang on!
Is everyone all right?
- Mei, I'll save you.
And I saved you.
Mulan!
- I don't know.
- I wasn't near the carriage.
Keep paddling.
Look how great you're doing.
- Who's the big boy?
My fault?
This wasn't my plan.
Wagon's busted.
Cold and miserable.
Everything's ruined.
Or maybe not.
Old Shang's steaming like a fresh pork bun.
I bet he and Mulan are two nasty words away from an all-out feud.
Oh, Cri-Kee, things are brightening up after all.
- I've seen happier princesses.
- That's the least of our problems.
There's a mountain pass between here and Qui Gong.
It takes us through bandit country, but it's the only way.
Why not just follow the river?
Because the river's
not on the map.
It's bound to go past a town and
where there's a town, there's a road.
There's no town on the map.
Then maybe we should just forget the map and wing it.
We can't wing it. We need a new plan.
We have three days.
We don't need to pull over and ask directions. We have a map.
What is with men and asking directions?
- You're saying women can't read maps?
Women will ask but they won't follow directions.
...because they refuse to ask.
Am I interrupting?
I found a village and a path to it through the forest.
A forest path?
Great. Show us.
See. If it were a snake, it would've bit you.
There's bound to be a road that will lead us to Qui Gong.
Shang, I'm sorry.
You're in charge of the mission.
No, I'm the one who's sorry.
A good leader is open to new ideas.
- There's nothing to forgive.
I'd better go.
I've got the first watch, General.
But...
Are you bugging? Look at her go.
She can't wait to get away from him.
That's no smile.
That's a mask of pain.
That was just phase one of my new -phase master plan.
Now, just watch phase two when I get up close... ...and personal.
Excuse me, Your Highness.
I found your fan.
It just needed a little drying out.
Thank you, Ling.
Normally, I would say,
"I'm your biggest fan."
But...
I'll just go away now, again.
Sorry.
I'll replace that.
Of course she doesn't like you.
You're such a ding-a-ling.
He likes you.
It would seem so.
And you like him.
Well, I appreciate that he's a good soldier.
How can you do that?
How can you look at someone, realise you share a connection,
Do you?
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