第1个回答 2014-01-16
Barber:were you wearing a red scarf when you came in ?
Customer:No.
Barber:Oh,then i must have cut your throut .
翻译:
理发师:你进来时有没有系著红领巾?
顾客:没有啊。
理发师:奥,那我肯定弄破了你的喉咙。
One day ,little Tim was hungry.He went to a restaurant to eat .He wanted to go to the toilet to wash his hands ,but he didn't know where it was. He asked a waiter for help."Don't worry ,young man。”the waiter said。“Just follow the flies!”
翻译:
一天,蒂姆肚子饿了,来到一个饭店吃饭。他想去卫生间洗手,可他不知道在什麽地方,於是就向服务生寻求帮助。“别担心,小夥子,”服务生说道,“就跟著苍蝇去吧!”
第2个回答 2014-01-16
Joke: How old am I?
A 47 year-old lady gets a facelift. It turns out very well and she enjoys showing off her new look.
She goes to the newsstand and asks the man, "Sir, how old do you think I am?" The man replies, "You're 30, right?" She says "No, I'm 47, but nice try."
The next day, she goes to McDonald's. She orders her lunch and asks the young man at the counter, "How old do you think I am?" The man replies, You're 37, right?" The lady says "No, I'm 47, but good guess."
After lunch, she gets on the bus and she asks an 85-year-old man how old she is. He replies, "Lady, I can tell how old any woman is by sticking my hand down her panties." So, quietly and quickly, she lets him do so. He thinks a moment and announces, "You're 47!"
The lady, astonished, asks, "How did you know?"
The old man replies, "I was standing right behind you at McDonald's."