急需:英语小笑话,简单短小,而且超级爆笑!谢了。

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1.Is it a boy or a girl\x0d\x0aA: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?\x0d\x0aB: It's a girl. She's my daughter.\x0d\x0aA: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father.\x0d\x0aB: I'm not. I'm her mother.\x0d\x0a翻译:是男孩还是女孩?\x0d\x0aA:看看那个留短发和蓝色牛仔裤的年轻人。是男孩还是女孩?\x0d\x0aB:是个女孩。她是我的女儿。\x0d\x0aA:哦,对不起,先生。我不知道你是她的父亲。\x0d\x0aB:我不是。我是她的妈妈。\x0d\x0a2.Pretty ugly\x0d\x0aMary: John says I'm pretty. Andy says I'm ugly. What do you think, Peter?\x0d\x0aPeter: I think you're pretty ugly..\x0d\x0a翻译:非常丑陋的\x0d\x0a玛丽:约翰说我很漂亮。安迪说我很丑。你觉得怎么样,彼得?\x0d\x0a彼得:我觉得你很丑。\x0d\x0a3.Silent fart\x0d\x0aA man walks into the doctor's office with a serious problem.\x0d\x0a"Doctor, I've had problems with silent gas emissions. At home, work, and even at church, I release tons of silent farts everywhere I go! As a matter of fact I've had three sitting here talking to you. What are we going to do?"\x0d\x0aThe doctor replies:\x0d\x0a"The first thing we're going to do is check your hearing."\x0d\x0a翻译:沉默的屁:沉默的屁\x0d\x0a一个人走进医生的办公室,遇到了一个严重的问题。\x0d\x0a“医生,我在无声气体排放方面有问题。在家里,工作,甚至在教堂,我放出无数的无声屁,无论我走到哪里!事实上,我坐在这里和你谈过三次。我们该怎么办?”\x0d\x0a医生回答说:\x0d\x0a“我们要做的第一件事就是检查你的听力。”\x0d\x0a3.Pay tax with a smile\x0d\x0aA: I hate paying my income tax.\x0d\x0aB: You should be a good citizen - why don't you pay with a smile?\x0d\x0aA: I'd like to but they insist on money!\x0d\x0a翻译:A:我讨厌付所得税。\x0d\x0aB:你应该是个好公民——你为什么不微笑着付钱呢?\x0d\x0aA:我很愿意,但是他们坚持要钱!\x0d\x0a4.Take his place\x0d\x0aAn attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.\x0d\x0a"So, what is it?" grumbled the governor.\x0d\x0a"Judge Garber has just died," said the attorney, "and I want to take his place."\x0d\x0aReplied the governor, "Well, it's OK with me if it's OK with the undertaker."\x0d\x0a翻译:代替他:取代他的位置\x0d\x0a午夜过后,一位律师打电话给州长,坚持要他跟他谈一件非常紧急的事情。一个助手最终同意唤醒州长。\x0d\x0a“那么,这是什么呢?”州长抱怨道。\x0d\x0a“Garber法官刚刚去世,”律师说,“我想接替他的位置。”\x0d\x0a州长回答说:“好吧,如果殡仪馆还好的话,我就可以了。”\x0d\x0a5.I'm Sick\x0d\x0aOne day Hamid felt very sick and he went to the hospital.\x0d\x0aNurse: Hamid, the doctor is here to see you.\x0d\x0aHamid: Tell him, I can't see him. I'm sick.\x0d\x0a翻译:我生病了\x0d\x0a一天,哈米德感到很不舒服,他去了医院。\x0d\x0a护士:哈米德,医生来见你。\x0d\x0a哈米德:告诉他,我看不见他。我病了。\x0d\x0a向姑姑道歉\x0d\x0a爸爸:“儿子,你怎么称呼你的阿姨傻?”去跟她说声对不起。”\x0d\x0a儿子:(走到姨妈跟前)“阿姨,对不起你是个笨蛋。”\x0d\x0a6.Say sorry to aunt\x0d\x0aDad: "Son, how can you call your aunt stupid? Go and say sorry to her."\x0d\x0aSon: (goes over to the aunt) "Aunt, I am sorry you are stupid."\x0d\x0a6.Undying love\x0d\x0aGirl: Do you love me?\x0d\x0aBoy: Yes, dear.\x0d\x0aGirl: Would you die for me?\x0d\x0aBoy: No, mine is undying love.\x0d\x0a翻译:永恒的爱:永恒的爱\x0d\x0a女孩:你爱我吗?\x0d\x0a男孩:是的,亲爱的。\x0d\x0a女孩:你愿意为我而死吗?\x0d\x0a男孩:不,我的爱是永恒的\x0d\x0a扩展资料:\x0d\x0alook at看; 审视; 评判; 接受\x0d\x0ayoung person(14-17岁的)未成年人; 少年\x0d\x0ashort hair短头发\x0d\x0ablue jeans蓝色斜纹布裤子,牛仔裤\x0d\x0ado you你愿意吗\x0d\x0afart<讳>放屁; 讨厌的人; 令人厌烦的人; 蠢人\x0d\x0awalks步态( walk的名词复数 ); 人行道; 步行的路径; 走,步行,散步( walk的第三人称单数 ); 出现; 陪伴…走; 徒步旅行\x0d\x0a'vehave 的缩略形式\x0d\x0aAt home在家; 在国内; 在家接待客人; 精通\x0d\x0aand even乃至
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