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第1个回答 2015-07-19
Global warming
A． Class begins,good afternoon everyone.
B． C.D ：Good afternoon,teacher.
A.First,I will ask you a question:What is the serious problem nowadays
B.I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.
A.It’s related to our correct answer.But it isn’t correct one.
B.Is it the problem of population increasing?
A.No.
C.Oh.I got it.It’s global warming.
A.Right!Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays.Because……
B.Teacher.I have a question.It was very cold indeed this winter.I think it’s global cooling!
A.You got the wrong concept.Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot,but also mean that the weather is out of control.So it will be sometimes very cold.
B.Teacher.What causes “ global warming”?
C.I know.Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature.It causes global warming.
A.You are right.Do you know what will happen with the global warming?
B.Yes.The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time,many islands will be gradually flooded with water.Human will have no places to live.
C.Surely,we don’t want that will happen.
A.What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?
B.I think we can protect the environment from ourselves.We can plant trees
C.When we are protecting the environment,we are saving ourselves.
A.Ok.Students,we can’t only speak but not do later .Let us go planting trees.
D.Oh,teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth,it’s tree-planting day!
A.Yes!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.
B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!
A.That is good .I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment.Now the class is over bye-bye students!
B.C.D.good bye.Teacher.
A． Class begins,good afternoon everyone.
B． C.D ：Good afternoon,teacher.
A.First,I will ask you a question:What is the serious problem nowadays
B.I think it’s the problem of environment pollution.
A.It’s related to our correct answer.But it isn’t correct one.
B.Is it the problem of population increasing?
A.No.
C.Oh.I got it.It’s global warming.
A.Right!Global warming is one of the serious problems nowadays.Because……
B.Teacher.I have a question.It was very cold indeed this winter.I think it’s global cooling!
A.You got the wrong concept.Global warming doesn’t only mean that the weather is getting hot,but also mean that the weather is out of control.So it will be sometimes very cold.
B.Teacher.What causes “ global warming”?
C.I know.Now people drive too many cars and the exhaust gases discharged by the cars and lorries pollute the air and also destroy the nature.It causes global warming.
A.You are right.Do you know what will happen with the global warming?
B.Yes.The ices in South Pole are going to be melted and at the time,many islands will be gradually flooded with water.Human will have no places to live.
C.Surely,we don’t want that will happen.
A.What sould we do to stop “Global warming”?
B.I think we can protect the environment from ourselves.We can plant trees
C.When we are protecting the environment,we are saving ourselves.
A.Ok.Students,we can’t only speak but not do later .Let us go planting trees.
D.Oh,teacher!Tomorrow is March the twelfth,it’s tree-planting day!
A.Yes!Now all of you know the importance of protecting the environment.
B．C．D．Let us do our best to stop “Global warming” and make our earth a lovely homeland!
A.That is good .I hope you all will be succeeded in protecting the environment.Now the class is over bye-bye students!
B.C.D.good bye.Teacher.
第2个回答 2015-08-02
It's Painful to Be a Love Cheater
Cast
Angela
Ivy
Peggy
Lucy
Yu-ting
Ithca
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Scene I 购物场景
(Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.)
Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure.
Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.
Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.
Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me.
Peggy& Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!
Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?
Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He’s mine.
Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you.
Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you.
Peggy: But I’m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit.
Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.
Peggy: You’re so mean.
Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry)
Peggy: Hmm! I hate you.
Lucy: Me too!
(Now the war of these two women begins)
Scene II 两个女人在男人周围
(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. )
Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy.
I’ll be a good girlfriend.
Andy: Sure. You’re very beautiful. You’re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.)
Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life.
Andy: You’re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They’re very charming!
Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.
Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday.
Andy: Ok!
Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK?
Andy: Sure!
Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy! There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I’m so lucky!
Scene III 偶遇
(Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.
Peggy: No! Don’t listen to her. Listen to me.
Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend!
Peggy: You liar. She’s my good friend!
Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren’t you?
Peggy& Lucy: No!
Bonnie: What happened between you?
Peggy: Bonnie, I hate Lucy. She stole my boyfriend.
Lucy: Nonsense. He’s my lover.
Bonnie: Stop it! It’s no use quarreling about it. You should have a talk. Don’t hurt your friendship over a guy. Friendship is precious. (Peggy & Lucy leave)
Scene IV 电影院奇遇
(In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.)
Peggy& Lucy: You…….
Lucy: Why are you here?
Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.
(At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion)
Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!
Peggy& Lucy: She…., you……
Andy: Any questions? It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let’s go!
Scoundrel: Don’t move! Give me your money.
Peggy& Lucy: Help, help!
Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won’t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!
Andy: Calm down, sir. I’ll give you all the money I have. Don’t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.
Lucy: Us? Are you crazy?
Peggy: We’re just girls!
Lucy: I can’t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this?
Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let’s go!
(They leave angry.)
Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength.
Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back)
Scoundrel: Wait!
Andy: Why did you turn back?
Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy’s money)
Scene V
Peggy: I’m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….
Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I’m feeling so sorry, too.
Peggy: So….we’re still good friends, right?
Lucy: Right! Then, let’s go eat. It’s my treat!
Peggy: Wow~ it’s a good idea! Let’s go.
(Allen shows up.)
Allen: Hi, baby!
(Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)
Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.
(Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Let go of your hands.
Peggy: He is mine!
Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he’s mine.
Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?
Lucy: You do, too.
Peggy: He’s mine!
Lucy: He’s mine!
Peggy: He’s mine!
Lucy: He’s mine!
Allen: Shut up! I don’t like girls!
Lucy: What?
Peggy: You’re lying. I can’t believe it.
Allen: Actually…….
(Andy appears.)
Allen: Oh, honey!
Andy: Oh, baby! I’m sorry that I’m late!
Allen: Little bad fellow. Don’t be late next time.
Lucy: Andy?
Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?
Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.)
Allen: Honey, they’re so weird. Don’t pay attention to them. Let’s go.
Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave)
Peggy: We’re girls, they’re boys, right?
Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened?
Peggy: Maybe they are…..
Peggy& Lucy: Gay !
Cast
Angela
Ivy
Peggy
Lucy
Yu-ting
Ithca
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Scene I 购物场景
(Peggy and Lucy are shopping. They buy a lot of stuff. Suddenly, they see a handsome man.)
Lucy: Oh my god ! What a treasure.
Peggy: He is so handsome, just like my charming prince in dreams.
Lucy: Look! He has beautiful eyes and he looks so gentle and charming.
Peggy: He’s a present that God gave me.
Peggy& Lucy: I love him so much; I want to be his girlfriend!
Peggy: Hay! (Looks angry). Lucy, he belongs to me, OK?
Lucy: Stupid woman! I saw him first. He’s mine.
Peggy: No, no, no, ugly woman. I saw him much earlier than you.
Lucy: What? I’m more beautiful than you.
Peggy: But I’m taller. Look at you, little short hobbit.
Lucy: What? Little short hobbit? You are a small-eyed girl.
Peggy: You’re so mean.
Lucy: You too. (Peggy and Lucy get angry)
Peggy: Hmm! I hate you.
Lucy: Me too!
(Now the war of these two women begins)
Scene II 两个女人在男人周围
(Peggy and Lucy surround the man, and they are pulling and dragging the man. )
Peggy: Please be my boyfriend, I’m more beautiful than Lucy.
I’ll be a good girlfriend.
Andy: Sure. You’re very beautiful. You’re like a super model. To be your boyfriend is my honor. (Lucy drags the man to her side.)
Lucy: I really love you very much. I can give you a happy life.
Andy: You’re very beautiful, too! Especially your big eyes! They’re very charming!
Andy: What should I do? I want to choose Peggy, but I also want to choose Lucy.
Peggy: Let’s go to the movies on Sunday.
Andy: Ok!
Lucy: Let’s go to the movies tomorrow, OK?
Andy: Sure!
Andy: Oh~ I’m so happy! There’re two beautiful girls are quarreling over me. Look at them; they have long legs, big chest and charming eyes. I’m so lucky!
Scene III 偶遇
(Lucy, Peggy, and Bonnie meet unexpectedly. Lucy and Peggy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Bonnie, listen to me.
Peggy: No! Don’t listen to her. Listen to me.
Lucy: Get away. Bonnie is my good friend!
Peggy: You liar. She’s my good friend!
Bonnie: Stop quarreling! Who can tell me what happened? Both of you are good friends, aren’t you?
Peggy& Lucy: No!
Bonnie: What happened between you?
Peggy: Bonnie, I hate Lucy. She stole my boyfriend.
Lucy: Nonsense. He’s my lover.
Bonnie: Stop it! It’s no use quarreling about it. You should have a talk. Don’t hurt your friendship over a guy. Friendship is precious. (Peggy & Lucy leave)
Scene IV 电影院奇遇
(In front of the movie theater. Peggy is waiting for Andy. Lucy is also waiting for Andy. They see each other.)
Peggy& Lucy: You…….
Lucy: Why are you here?
Peggy: I want to ask you the same question.
(At this time, Andy arrives; both Lucy and Peggy look at each other in confusion)
Andy: Good afternoon, ladies!
Peggy& Lucy: She…., you……
Andy: Any questions? It’s more fun that we can all go to the movies together. (Andy looks at the watch). The movie will start soon. Let’s go!
Scoundrel: Don’t move! Give me your money.
Peggy& Lucy: Help, help!
Scoundrel: Be quiet! I won’t kill you if you give me your money. Hurry!
Andy: Calm down, sir. I’ll give you all the money I have. Don’t kill me. If you want to kill somebody, please kill them.
Lucy: Us? Are you crazy?
Peggy: We’re just girls!
Lucy: I can’t believe you are such a coward! How can you do this?
Peggy: You make me sad. Lucy, let’s go!
(They leave angry.)
Scoundrel: What a coward you are! Killing you is waste of my strength.
Chicken! (Scoundrel left but soon he come back)
Scoundrel: Wait!
Andy: Why did you turn back?
Scoundrel: I forgot to take my money. (Takes Andy’s money)
Scene V
Peggy: I’m so sorry. Lucy, can you forgive me? Please….
Lucy: Oh~ my dear friend! I’m feeling so sorry, too.
Peggy: So….we’re still good friends, right?
Lucy: Right! Then, let’s go eat. It’s my treat!
Peggy: Wow~ it’s a good idea! Let’s go.
(Allen shows up.)
Allen: Hi, baby!
(Peggy& Lucy see Allen at the same time, they got excited and run to Allen.)
Peggy& Lucy: Please be my boyfriend.
(Peggy& Lucy stare at each other.)
Lucy: Let go of your hands.
Peggy: He is mine!
Lucy: You already have a boyfriend, so he’s mine.
Peggy: Why do you always like to steal my boyfriend?
Lucy: You do, too.
Peggy: He’s mine!
Lucy: He’s mine!
Peggy: He’s mine!
Lucy: He’s mine!
Allen: Shut up! I don’t like girls!
Lucy: What?
Peggy: You’re lying. I can’t believe it.
Allen: Actually…….
(Andy appears.)
Allen: Oh, honey!
Andy: Oh, baby! I’m sorry that I’m late!
Allen: Little bad fellow. Don’t be late next time.
Lucy: Andy?
Andy: Lucy, Peggy, Why are you here?
Peggy: I…… (Looks at Allen and Lucy.)
Allen: Honey, they’re so weird. Don’t pay attention to them. Let’s go.
Andy: Sorry, I got to go. See you next time. Bye. (They leave)
Peggy: We’re girls, they’re boys, right?
Lucy: Sure. But, they….what happened?
Peggy: Maybe they are…..
Peggy& Lucy: Gay !
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