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Zhao Benshan: Tieling This is the most expensive hotels, Scotland flirt
Maomao: Do you read the anti-Scottish sentiment, the old has been expensive
Zhao Benshan: money, and 30,000, with no packet ah
Maomao: I fell on the炕上
Zhao Benshan: Here you are work, but also landed a炕上
Maomao: pocket until more than 70 yuan
Zhao Benshan: I still have 400
Maomao: not enough ah
Zhao Benshan: enough can be the
Zhao Benshan: Attendants
Small Shenyang: I beg your pardon uncle, we are high-end hotels, no agricultural products
Zhao Benshan: We are eating, the girl in this very important meal
Small Shenyang: You Tube who told the girl, I was pure husband
Zhao Benshan: how to wear a skirt
Small Shenyang: nor is it a skirt, which is七分裤, it has legs, anxious Misdraw, and I said how inconvenient walk
Zhao Benshan:那条腿left to others to wear, boy I tell you, today requested the important guests, you must be good hospitality
Small Shenyang: No problem
Zhao Benshan: you in this hotel, if a meal to eat, how much. The most expensive elements on how much to eat
Small Shenyang: to 1, 20,000 yuan
Zhao Benshan: whether or not this is the case, today, tomorrow, to foot the bill for dinner
Small Shenyang:打白条?
Zhao Benshan: No打白条, give you tips
Small Shenyang: Grandpa, you太帅the
Zhao Benshan: guests come, I order you to give me time to bear the expensive dishes, I point
Small Shenyang: I say no
Zhao Benshan: Are you too understand
Maomao: Grandfather, I'm hungry
Small Shenyang: 78 yuan a bowl
Zhao Benshan: expensive
Small Shenyang: Scotland beat Lu noodles
Zhao Benshan:鲁子money is not?
Small Shenyang: Do not the money!
Zhao Benshan:鲁子first bowl, while the completion of the Avenue of Stars to a Teacher, you give me an indisputable face, this is the best chance in life, cultivate your Grandfather forty years
Maomao: Grandfather, I have little
Zhao Benshan: I train your dad many years, your dad is semi-finished products, have become cultural station, you have confidence in
Maomao: Honghu water, waves more than one wave, and I want my father hit the beach
Small Shenyang:鲁子to the
Maomao: HAVE A LITTLE salt of the Grandfather
Small Shenyang: Here you are engaging in a bowl of boiled water
Small Shenyang: You are not who you, you are the protagonist, No, Bai No, the old Albert, you are a teacher you have completed
Teacher to complete has come, ah Come person, now the run
Zhao Benshan: What, what noisy ah, so that the wolf bite it?
Small Shenyang: Teacher to the completion of phase I according to it?
Bi Jian: I find Lotus Tie-Zhu Zhao County Cultural head of the Davis
Zhao Benshan: I am a Tie-Zhu Zhao's father, you find a yes
Bi Jian: Davis, yes
Zhao Benshan: County layout is very grand, cloth a hall, a large room, a large photo on the middle, surrounded by flower
Bi Jian: brother, What color flower are
Zhao Benshan: white, yellow both.拿着笔people are waiting for you, excited ah
Bi Jian: We have to let the township
Zhao Benshan: village layout I first ate a meal in Tieling, passengers will be with the Lord, you are right in accordance with the arrangements I
Small Shenyang: Teacher to complete according to a phase I
Bi Jian: You are male attendants
Zhao Benshan: we are fellow, you are not right person Dalian
Bi Jian: Yes.
Zhao Benshan: we are relatives, my grandfather lived in Dalian
Bi Jian: What's the name of
Maomao: a closed-door court
Bi Jian: You lords very formidable playing mahjong
Zhao Benshan: smile, much like when you take the old pictures, the children just like old pro, quick call a good old
Maomao: Good lord.
Bi Jian: The Chinese New Year lucky money also did not give you any
Small Shenyang: We have not completed the Teacher camera
Zhao Benshan: first a la carte
Small Shenyang: how to eat after the run to do
Zhao Benshan: you point it
Bi Jian: We just eat
Zhao Benshan: It is now well-off, and you struggle to eat, how much you eat eat
Bi sword: not to eat
Zhao Benshan: Australian abalone 4
Small Shenyang: no I beg your pardon.
Zhao Benshan: Australian lobster
Small Shenyang: not so big
Zhao Benshan: how much.
Small Shenyang: Only the pound.
Zhao Benshan: have or not ah
Small Shenyang: none.
Bi Jian: shark not to point
Zhao Benshan: do not have to eat, and I have a stuck eating shark fin, the last to come out用镊子hospital. What hotel are you not, hard to once you find out the boss
Small Shenyang: not available
Zhao Benshan: the boss does not
Small Shenyang: the boss out
Zhao Benshan: What to eat ah
Bi Jian: to point routine
Zhao Benshan: to the people, the children, to a small pheasant stewed mushrooms
Small Shenyang: No
Zhao Benshan: This can have
Small Shenyang: This really does not
Zhao Benshan: Helena to bring back
Bi sword: there is no chickens Koyasan
Zhao Benshan: this stew, and fool around
Small Shenyang: Who is the idiot you say?
Zhao Benshan: stupid egg
Small Shenyang: No
Zhao Benshan: I have
Bi Jian: brother, the next hotel, materials are themselves engaged in
Zhao Benshan: There is no,几个菜, and two, and give more opportunities for teachers to complete your hotel.
Small Shenyang: presented a chant! Oh, so how do you buckle uncle! A not a little, we would also like to give a.
Zhao Benshan: I point the abalone, lobster, you do not mind a few do,
Small Shenyang: have not, you do not mind a few do, my age a small person's life is very short, sometimes with sleep are the same, and one eye closed, one earned, one day later, one eye closed, not earned, passed in this life
Bi Jian: brilliant.
Zhao Benshan: incisive what, he is fine fart
Small Shenyang: money is身外之物, Human What is most painful, die, the money did not flower.
Zhao Benshan: The most painful is the person alive, the money gone. The child ah
Small Shenyang: This too has been stingy.
Zhao Benshan: do dishes while, duck came from an early age is an art of bacteria
Bi Jian: art cells
Zhao Benshan: look to see if you can be on the "Avenue of Stars."
Bi Jian: brother, I understood, you then I am here, is the granddaughter in order to allow the "Avenue of Stars."
Zhao Benshan: waiter, grabbed the microphone karaoke OK.
Bi Jian: In accordance with U.S. rules,自报家门
Zhao Benshan: to start from the front, not nervous
Maomao: I come from big cities are Tieling Lotus Dashuigou Chek son, my name is duck feelings today are the impulse sunny Tonight, Tonight, cloudy to sunny.
Small Shenyang: ah al weather forecast
Zhao Benshan: mood! Are feeling.
Maomao: mood from cloudy to sunny, why ah, I find my lords, I very good master to take me on溜光Avenue.
Bi Jian: "Avenue of Stars"
Mao: I am very grateful to my lord for giving me this opportunity to thank you too, and really be able to bring me to the road, I thank you for eight generation ancestors, my ancestors on behalf of eight people, thank you, will not let you play a trick on .
Zhao Benshan: the child is the revenge you want to, ah, do not pay a debt of gratitude, Gratitude, out can not forget you, Li Gu Yi singing the "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau."
Maomao: Li Na that are, and live performance, "the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau"
Zhao Benshan: Central do not have to sing, and sing behind.
Bi Jian: age is not, really high voice
Zhao Benshan: again a
Maomao: Grandfather, today, eat a little salty
Zhao Benshan: behind连哭带sing
Bi Jian: Wait, Say连哭带line will not do, talk about the award-winning speech, "Avenue of Stars" is the true story has yet to Beijing, on the award-winning speech.
Zhao Benshan: lords him here, I have not psychological bottom right, I said the number of three, she would cry, really, with the lords have feelings, old photos here.
Maomao: (expression of cry ... laugh ...)
Zhao Benshan: finished, what laughter.
Maomao: too interesting
Bi sword: not said, talent is true that singing is not bad.
Small Shenyang: This is a good, ah, this will last, I can last.
Zhao Benshan: You section begins and ends, the
Small Shenyang: The "Avenue of Stars"
Zhao Benshan: You上炕Yes, it is a matter for the arts circle
Small Shenyang: You let me sing one
Zhao Benshan: will not let you sing
Small Shenyang: will not let me sing, I will be out of your business account
Zhao Benshan: You say, must be better than to sing good
Bi Jian: You started to speak, or自报家门
Small Shenyang: I am in fact, and his fate is the same, there is also a surname of the master Bi
Bi Jian: What you will
Small Shenyang: I will be a parody
Bi Jian: Who imitate
Small Shenyang: Liu Huan Teacher
Bi Jian: imitate that period?
Small Shenyang: "I and you"
Zhao Benshan: No, he should not and your singing!
Bi Jian: It is not me and him.
Zhao Benshan: Well, I better not.
Bi Jian: This is the name of a song called me and you, sing!
Small Shenyang: you and I, heart to heart ... ...
Small Shenyang: Oh妈呀, singing into a myth!
Zhao Benshan: leave it, sing migraine, and serve it
Small Shenyang: I have a quartet, and I sing a bar of刀郎
Zhao Benshan: Do you sing it屎壳郎
Small Shenyang: Yes刀郎singer's name, the names of singers are刀郎
Bi Jian: You come back a
Small Shenyang: I will sing the "Avenue of Stars," Aaron's song.
Bi Jian: What's your name
Small Shenyang: My Chinese name is called small Shenyang
Bi Jian: There are still a foreign name
Small Shenyang: Small ~ ~ Yang Shen
Bi Jian: What?
Zhao Benshan: hear no English name叫小~ ~ hurt ~ ~ like
Bi Jian: Where are you from the person,
Small Shenyang: I莲花村are the
Bi Jian: You are the莲花村?
Bi sword: your son, let me find a small Shenyang, That's him, tomorrow I'll go to Beijing on the "Avenue of Stars"
Zhao Benshan: vegetable stew gave you, and you do not give me her face to the old face, we should not allow him to meet with you master, you seen上网news, click-through rate very high, above the duck said that she .
Bi Jian: duck is him!
Bi Jian: serve immediately, today's meal, I package, and I'll treat you, duck, and tomorrow you follow the big brother on the "Avenue of Stars", you engage in a combination is called not bad money.
Maomao: I can go yet
Bi Jian: Yes.
Maomao: Thank you, master.
Small Shenyang: Thank you.
Zhao Benshan: "Avenue of Stars" are the people arena, they have had, and I would also like you.
Bi Jian: Online also has your name.
Zhao Benshan: Your little bit of give it a try.
Zhao Benshan: Actually, I still have not told you a secret!
Bi Jian: What secret?
Zhao Benshan: Actually, I also named Bi lords.
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第1个回答  2009-03-01
不差钱——《Money is not the problem. 》

赵本山——Mr. Zhao 小沈阳——Xiao Shenyang

我劝你们还是用中文版表演《不差钱》——这样才是原汁原味的!否则就一点都不好笑了!~东北话的包袱(又叫哏)非得用东北话来讲听起来才舒服——要不然就会索然无味了!~
第2个回答  2009-03-08
别糟蹋中国文化了呀!
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