圣诞节英语搞笑短剧剧本

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《白雪公主》英语话剧剧本

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SW-白雪公主 Q-皇后 M-魔镜 H-猎人P-白马王子 D-小矮人 音乐起,旁白

A long time ago, In a beautiful kingdom, there lived a young king and queen, the people loved them so much; the queen died while giving birth to a girl, her name was Snow White, She was a beautiful princess. Year passed, the king got married again, The people didn’t love the new queen, because she was cruel. One day, In the king’s palace: ----白雪出场

S.w: My name is Snow white , I am a beautiful princess, I miss my mother so much, Where is my mother ? Where is my mother ?

音乐起,皇后、魔镜出场

Q: I am a queen , I’m very beautiful , Where is Mirror ? Mirror , Mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful ?

M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you !

Q: Hunter, go kill Snow white .

猎 人 出 场

H: Yes, my queen

音乐起,猎人追赶白雪,公主惊慌出逃

S.w: Help me ,help me, please, please !

白雪顺利脱逃后

S.w: I am tried and hungry, oh, there is a little house , I will eat a little and lie down.

音乐起,7个小矮人出场,

D: 1\Look, somebody ate my food----

2\Somebody drank my water----

3\Someone is sleeping now----

4\What a beautiful girl!----

小矮人睡觉----音乐起公主先醒了----小矮人醒了----对话

5\How do you do?

S.w: How do you do? My name is Snow white … Nice to meet you!

D:(齐说)Nice to meet you ,too----

6\ welcome to our house!----

7\Would you like to live here?

S.W: My pleasure, thank you very much!

D: Let’s go out for our work, bye-bye, Snow white.

皇后、魔镜出场

Q: Mirror, mirror on the wall , who’s the most beautiful?

M: Snow white is much more beautiful than you!

Q: What ? Snow white is not dead ? Hahaha, I got a good idea!

音乐起,皇后扮演老太太出场,对话

Q: Apple ,apple, beautiful apple,

S.w: Hello, Good morning grandma!

Q: pretty girl ,would you like a bite?

S.w: Oh, yes ,thank you grandma!

白雪公主咬一口后倒地

Q: The girl is dead! Hahaha…

小矮人出场、围着公主哭

Snow white wake up, wake up…

音乐起,小矮人引着王子出场

P: A beautiful girl! She shall be my queen!

王子唤醒公主,公主醒了

P:Wake up ! Wake up , my queen !

S.w: Thank you for your help !

P: My pleasure !

音乐起,小矮人、公主、王子跳起欢快的舞

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第1个回答  2008-12-26
Legend of phoenix

Aside : This stage play was adapted according to an old story about a phoenix’ enjoyable experience in the beautiful water city of Liaocheng .The phoenix ,because she slyly drunk a glass of strong liquor in the heaven which was the tribute from the earth , was drove out from the heaven and fell on this enchanting place on the earth in an appearance of humanoid beauty .She would not return back until she found the same liquor.

Scene 1

Phoenix (soliloquy):Oh ,it was really a sound sleep .I dreamed of my mother and my sister , oh , I missed them so much . How can I return back .Yes , I have to search for the liquor , that fragrant and strong liquor . If I find it and drink the same amount . I will get my colorful plume and fly back to my heavenly home , and see my mother and sister . But…where am I ? The place is so charming that it reminds me of my home .Green grass , broad lake…

Over The Rainbow

Scene 2

(Mr. Zhang was a local merchant in Liaocheng ,while Mr. Wang was a merchant from Hangzhou who had promised to bring Mr. Zhang some jade plates for their business exchange . For Mr. Wang , it was his first trip to Liaocheng , and so ,Jinghang Canal was considered to be the most convenient route . But he has confronted much more difficulties . This morning a preceding letter said that Mr. Wang was going to arrived at Shanshan Guild Hall this noon . In case of missing Mr. Zhang has been waiting there since a very early time . However it was a long anxious wait . Mr. Zhang has grown too boring to stay any more , then , Mr. Wang finally showed up . But to everyone’s big surprise…)

Merchant Wang : Deep water ,watch out !

Merchant Zhang : Damn it ! What is going on ? Oh , hey guy it’s you , I thought you’ve drowned . You always surprise me .

Merchant Wang : Oh , Mr.Zhang,sorry for so much trouble and such a long wait.But,it was really a hard journey . When my boat almost drow into shore , there is something wrong with the wheels. So , I have to swim here .

Merchant Wang : But the jade plates you want are save , I’ve brought a sample here .

M.Z:Oh , thank you.You should be very tired . I’ve reserved a hotel for you to rest.I can stay in Liaocheng for a few days and have a good look at the beautiful old city.

M.W : Yeah,I think that I should .The views along the JingHang Canal are so elegant that I was fascinated by it and forget to go.And before I arrived here,somebody told me that Liaocheng was a city with long history and full of cultures.I think it worth a long stay.

M.Z:It deserved it .Even many foreigners like to stay here for the rest of their lives.And besides the JingHang Canal it also has a board lake which was called DongChang Lake,one of the biggest man-made lakes in China.Its beauty can be compared with the XiHu in Hangzhou or even more beautiful than that.

M.W:Yeah,and the magic tall Guang Yue Lou,which was built without a nail.And this…,ShanShan guild hall is a good place for us to exchange business . All of this worth a long stay.

M.Z:Right.And still a lot for you to find.But, by the way , aren’t you hungry ? How about that we have supper first?I’ve prepared some good dishes special in Liaocheng and some liquor…

M.W:Oh,stop…I mean…I can’t wait , expecially the liquor.

M.Z:Let’s go…

Merchant Wang : Oh , wait , my sister has been here with me .

Merchant Zhang : Really ? Where is she ?

MW: She is still in the boat . You know she is such a lady , and she would rather stay there than swim along with me .

MZ : Yeah, I know . So go and find her , quick . How luckily that she is not a crazy man as you .

Scene 3

Sister : oh , what a beautiful city Liaocheng is ! Oh , look at the views . these are even more charming than some places in Hangzhou . I’d like to stay here for the rest of my life . I don’t care about my brother . He always want to put me under his surveillance,and protect me as a little bird.But I’m seventeen now,old enough for me to find my love,and start my own life.These years after my parents died,my big brother really take good care of me.And I appreciate those things very much.Well,I also love my brother,but that’s not enough.I can’t stay with him forever.He has to find his own life,so do I.

Well,how about if I find a gorgeous boy here and marry him?Oh,sounds like a good idea.But how could I?

M.Z:Hey,there’s a beautiful lady.Is that your sister?

M.W:Yeah,she must be tired of waiting and prefer to walk,and meet us.Hey,Morven,come here!

Morven:Oh,hi,brother,I’so tired of staying in the boat that I walked here.

M.W:Morven , this is Mr. Zhang , and , my sister Morven .

MZ : Hi, Morven , ( nice girl , to MW)

Morven:Nice to meet you . (delicate feeling arouse in her heart which made her face sharply red )

……

MZ: You must be very hungry , let ‘s go to the restaurant . Miss .

MW: Beatiful ?

MZ : Yeah , but local ladies here are much more beautiful . I an sure. Come on guy .

Scene 4

Phoenix:Oh,I am very hungry.I don’t care where it is now.I should find a place to eat first…

(The phoenix met the two merchants.)

P:Excuse me,Miss,er…I am very hungry.Would you be kind enough to give me something to eat?I am sorry…I…

Morven :Oh , brother , she’ s going to die . Let me help you

M.Z: Oh,I see.You are a lucky girl by meeting us.We are on our half way to a restaurant…so…how about that we share the meal together?I hope you ,Miss,would not care so much…

P:Oh,I don’t care.I am really very tired.If no one help me , I’ll die of starvation. Thank you .

(So,they went to the restaurant.)

Scene 5

Waiter : Sir , What can I do for you ?

MZ : I’ve reserved a room on the second floor .

Waiter : So , you must be Mr, Zhang ?

MZ : Right .

Waiter: This way please , sir .

Waiter : The dishes you ordered are very unique , special in Liaocheng . So , you must be very familiar about it .

WZ : You are right , l live here . Special dishes for special people .

Waiter : And special room for special men , and … ladies .

(The girl gorged the food hurrily as if she haven’t eaten for a century.The two merchants looked at the girl in a full puzzlement.)

M.W:Miss…where are you from?You don’t look like local .

P:Yeah…you are right.To tell you the truth,I came from the heaven.

Morven : Heaven ?

M.W :Heaven?Sorry,Miss,I am sure I can not understand.

M. Z : Let me tell you , cities like Liaocheng and Hangzhou can be nick named as Heaven . You kinow ? And all girls are fairies .You see ? So beautiful .

P: Sir , but I am from the real heaven .I am a phoenix before.I am here looking for a liquor…

M.Z: Liquor ? Sorry,Miss,I am sure I am totally confused.

P:Yes,the liquor…I slyly drunk a glass of strong liquor in the heaven which was the tribute from the earth .Then I was drove out from the heaven and fell on this enchanting place.So here I am.I would not return back until I found the same liquor.

Scene 6

(Merchant Wang opened his wrapper and took out a bottle of liquor.)

M.W:Miss,is this the one you are looking for?The liquor is as strong and fragrant as you have described.

P:Yeah,it smells so.What’s the name?

Waiter : Jing Yanggang,Miss…the one that Wu Song drunk.That eighteen bowls of liquor gave Wu Song strong power to send the tiger to death.

P:Oh…such a magic!Maybe it would be the right one to give me the power to fly back to the sky.

M.W:It must be.I never heard a liquor stronger than Jing Yanggang.

M.Z:Try it,Miss!

Scene 7

The girl drunk some and changed into her original form.Then,a phoenix flew into the sky.

Morven : oh , such a magic , here is so beautiful that I would not go .

They danced off.

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第2个回答  2008-12-28
Aside: Once upon a time, a beautiful princess named Snow White. We referred to as her white. But! In the near future, the queen is dead, the king married a new queen, is the new queen of drowning fish, birds killed, more than indescribably beautiful!

Queen game, holding a lady-in-waiting behind 2 brand, brand, "Beautiful Invincible"

After: a woman so good! I am the world's most beautiful woman, you say, right?

Lady-in-waiting: yes! Earth know! Do not believe it, you ask mirror on the wall!

After: Mirror mirror on the wall! Who is the world's most beautiful woman?

Mirror: ... that ... before the most beautiful queen you are wrong you, but more than a decade, and indeed some Shenmeipilao now to the world's most beautiful man is - white! She also on the latest issue of the Flower The son does the cover!

After: I say no wonder that fewer and fewer of the recent paparazzi! Her she was her she was her! I kill her! (Meditation, refers to the ring) waiter!

Killer (wearing a mirror on the wall, toothpicks Diao, rickety, rub the new queen) Why Why?

After: the image of the attention! I have a serious matter and you want to talk about

Killer: "What '

After: Snow White, what's that called you to help me kill her!

Killer (money than the position): ...

After: 2,000,000! Enough

Killer (spit toothpicks) 2,000,000? Will not do not! Too few! Plus point!

After the (killer arrived fist holding his chin): 2,010,000, the line! Or not!!

Killer: closing!

After: Ha, ha, ha ha ha (end)

Killer turn their backs to the audience in clothes loaded things

Turned

I Shuai is the legendary killer of the dead shark!!

Princess: In a dark night of the toes, he he he he grasped my left hand. Then, he he he he he grasped my right hand, then we jump up a dance, I have to be from his Mei Nanji into being

Aside: all of a sudden! His face changed, from the arms out (gadgets out) out! (Gadgets out) took out a knife!!

Princess while doing back-girls

"Do not scare you at home, people are you girls!!"

Killer bow, sighing, turning, hair strand: wrong, wrong, wrong! Hey, I always Xintai Ruan, Xintai Ruan, all have their own problems Tam! You go! I do not kill you

Aside: Princess ah fled away and escaped to a small forest! Met her fate in the 7 men!

(7 Dwarfs along with the music of Swan Lake ballet dancing game)

Dwarfs 1: Who are you!

Dwarfs 2: how do you here?

Dwarfs 3: eat our rice

Dwarfs 4: wear our clothes

Dwarfs 5: sleeping in our bed?

Dwarfs 6: to bring you the cash

7 Dwarfs together: here, but we do not use their credit cards to the yo!!

White: I! Is the legendary beautiful and lovely, lively, smart, loves everyone, see flowers bloom, the car tire of the car see Snow White! Though, alas, utterly devoid of conscience, I want to drive people out of the Queen! Sent killer To kill me, and thanks to a crucial moment, I performed like a honey trap, was able to escape! Hey, my prince ah, why can not you hurry up to do!!

Since then, the 7 Dwarfs of Snow White took a day, dwarves dig out gold on the Snow White at home to do housework, this day, people have to go out of small dwarf, Before I left, they gave snow Princess a couplet.

Alliance on: domestic violence to resist!

Xia Lian: Call of the community of love!

Hengpi: Do not talk to strangers!

White: hey, really difficult to do housework ah! From morning till now more than 3 hours, and I did not even have a table Cawan! Hey

Queen from the mirror on the wall that there has been no dead white, fly into a rage, ready to participate personally!

After the (door); room was right!

White (to himself): Oh, must be engaged in the marketing! Dwarves can not let people come in to sell out! (Shouting) you are selling out of it

After: Yes, ah

White: That person is no room!!

After: I have nothing to do with the marketing, I recommend some good things in particular the Special!

Aside: it is not engaged in the marketing ... ...

White: Oh! Have nothing to do with the marketing ah! Come in, do not lock the door!

After (to himself) I knock on the door unlocked for a long time nothing!

After the (smiling): beautiful girl, I have been here for the beautiful things you have prepared Oh!

White: a small umbrella with it?

Pass after a small umbrella

White: I brought you! Yes! Ah! Yes! (Back)

After: how it has not

White (see shrug days) did it rain!

After: In that case, what you have to walnut?

White; do you have carrots

After: What I said was, you have to do walnut?

White (Sha Sha's) do you have carrots

After the (loud) I said yes, you have to, nuclear, peach, it?

White (to increase the volume): Oh! Yes walnut! (Sha Sha return to the expression) you have a carrot it?

After the princess will take a small umbrella in the Dayun chair, pick up the walnuts, in all seriousness of the audience: the walnut is toxic Oh!

Mouth to feed into the white, left the Queen

Small dwarf people to go home

Dwarfs 1: Pig! Do not sleep! Up soon to work!!

2 dwarves with white hand-breath test, like an idiot: she is dead, al -

Small dwarf people to repeat them finished, "she died in Jerusalem"

Took out his pocket tissues, weeping, while throwing tear while shouting: she is dead, al ~ ~!

At this point, the Prince of neighboring countries to come here to hunt

Prince under the sheets when a small plane cloak-like game, ran twice in the next to Princess Margaret came to a halt.

Prince: Who is this!

Dwarf small people: As a matter of fact, this is a beauty!

Prince look carefully: I kao! This is also called beauty!!

Aside: After the poisoning of the white beyond recognition

Prince Princess flat: an insult to my eyes!

Princess spit walnut, wake up, get up, look around: Who hit me! Who! Who!

See Prince

White: wow! Ge Ye Shuai!

Prince (back) are you going to do you, you

White (men loaded mature voice): beautiful! Too beautiful!

Prince: Princess! You long as it is the unrestrained, as the tragic, as people forget to look over (the tragic tone)

White: Do not you say so, others just a little small but beautiful you, Ha ha.

Prince (referring to days); why! Why do I have to accept such a fate!!

White: Prince!Do not worry! We do not like the Butterfly Lovers and so sad!

Prince: Oh! Why! Why do I have to accept such a fate! (Run office sight)

White: We have not married Prince you can not go!!

Narration: Since then, White began a pursuit of Prince, but according to official historical records, and since then they have on the well-being and happiness of life!

Ultimately the whole

旁白:很久很久以前,有一个国家,国家里有一位可爱的公主,我们都叫她白雪公主,她过着无忧无虑的生活,我们以后简称她叫小白。可是,王后死了(电闪雷鸣声),国王又取了一个新王后,新王后长的是淹死鱼,摔死鸟,别提多beautiful了
(王后上,身后两个宫女,王后手拿一张白纸,纸上有beautiful。)魔镜立在场边。
王后:做女人挺好,我是世界上最美的女人,(转头问身后的两个宫女)你们说是吗?
宫女1:这还用说,地球人都知道。
宫女2:不信,您问镜子。
王后走向,手指镜子)魔镜,魔镜,告诉我,世上女人谁最美??(做搔手弄姿装)(音乐起,
王后自己在场上用模特步走来走去。)快节奏音乐响

后:快说
魔镜:那个~从前最美丽的人是王后您没错啦,可是,10多年了,确实有点审美疲劳,现在世界上最美丽的那个人是-小白!她还上了最近一期花花公子的封面呢!听说现在有好多杂志请她拍封面呢!
后:难怪现在狗仔队越来越少了!原来是她!她她她她她她!我要杀了她!(沉思,响指):waiter!
杀手:(墨镜,叼牙签,摇摇晃晃上,蹭新王后)干吗干吗
王后:跟你说正经事,有个叫白雪什么公主的,去帮我宰了她
杀手:(比money手势)这个~
王后:两百万!怎么样
杀手:(吐牙签)200万?不行不行 太少了!!再加点
王后:201万!行,还是不行!!!
杀手:(无比黑线)成交
杀手转过去蹲下身来往衣服里装东西
转过来
杀手:我就是人称玉面假飞龙的杀手killer!! POSE
白雪公主:在一个伸手不见脚趾的夜晚 ……省略
他说要带我去武大看樱花(二人摆革命姿势)

忽然
杀手脸色一变
从怀里一掏……
掏出一个小玩意= =

又掏出一个小玩意
再掏
掏出了一把刀
(killer拿住刀,架公主脖子上。公主边退边做女生状)
白雪公主:不要吓人家啦啦 人家是女生诶
killer:(低头,叹气,忽然转身,手缕头发,pose)错错错,春如旧,人空瘦,泪痕红浥鲛绡透,都说自古红颜多薄命,但是我这个英雄跟是难过美人关啊!(唱:我总是心太软 心太软,把所有问题都自己扛!)你走吧,我不杀你
于是公主逃到了森林里……………… 遇到了她宿命中的7个男人

7个小矮人跳着芭蕾上场
小矮人1:你是谁?
小矮人2:你怎么在这里?
小矮人3:吃我们的饭?
小矮人4;穿我们的衣?
小矮人5:睡我们的床?
小矮人6:带现金了吗?
7个小矮人一起:我们这里不可以刷卡的哟!
小白:我纯洁善良美丽可爱人见人爱花见花开车见车爆胎的白雪公主!只可惜那丧尽天良的王后竟然要追杀我,幸亏我在关键时候施展美人计,才得以逃脱!哎,我的王子啊!你为什么就不能快点来呢!
事实是这样,请你们收留我吧

就这样,7个小矮人收留了小白,每天小矮人出去挖金子,小白就在家里做家务。今天,矮人们又要出去了,临走前,他们送给公主一副对联
上联:抵制家庭暴力
下联:呼唤社会爱心
横批:不要和陌生人说话!

公主做家务(音乐嘻唰唰)
小白:哎,做家务真辛苦啊!从早上到现在都3个多钟头了,我连一张桌子都没有擦完!哎!

此时王后知道小白没死,暴跳如雷,决定亲自上阵

后:屋子里有人吗?
小白(自言自语)咦!一定是搞推销的!小矮人说不能放搞推销的人进来!(大喊)别敲了!屋子里没人!!
后;我不是来搞推销的,我是来推荐几种特别特别好的东西的
旁白:还不是搞推销的!~
小白:不是搞推销的啊!请进!门没锁!
后(自言自语):门没锁那我敲了半天算什么~
美丽的小姑娘,我们这儿的一切都是为了美丽的你锁准备的噢!!
小白:带小雨伞了吗
后;带了 递过
小白(仔细端详)嗯,不错!不错!(还回)
后:怎么不要了》
小白:没下雨呀!
后;那么~你要核桃吗?
小白:你有胡萝卜吗
后:你要核桃吗
小白(痴呆状)你有胡萝卜吗?
后(大声):我说的是,你,要,核,桃,吗?
小白(声音提起):噢!核桃啊!(回复白痴状)你有胡萝卜吗?
王后用小雨伞将小白击倒在椅子上
掏出核桃,面对观众一本正经的说:这个核桃是有毒的噢!
然后喂进小白嘴里
撑开雨伞,旋转下台,跳着唱着;你是痛苦的,噢~~我是快乐的,噢~

小矮人回家
小矮人1;猪,别睡了!该干活了!
小矮人2试小白鼻息,白痴状:她死了耶……
小矮人一一重复
最后一个说完后
从口袋里掏出面巾纸,边撕边哭边扔,还一边喊:她死了也~~呜呜

这时,邻国的王子来这里打猎…
王子披床单当斗篷做小飞机状绕场跑2周,指着公主:这是谁啊?
小矮人:其实,这是一美女!
王子仔细端详:我KAO!这样也叫美女!
旁白:中毒后的小白已经面目全非
王子扁公主
公主吐核桃,醒。站起身:谁打我!谁!谁!
转头看见王子,做花痴状:哇!帅哥诶!
王子惊慌状往后退:你你你要干吗
小白抓住王子的手,学成熟男人声:漂亮!太漂亮了!
王子:公主!你长的是那么奔放!那样的令人过目难忘!那样的……(悲壮)
小白:呵,不要这么说啦,人家只是有点小漂亮而已啦!
王子指天:为什么!为什么我要接受这样的命运!!
小白;王子你放心,我们不会像梁山伯和祝英台那样悲惨的!!
王子慢慢解下公主的手,公主却越抓越紧
王子逃脱:公主!下辈子我还会记住你的!
小白追赶王子:王子!我们还没有结婚!你不能就这么走了!(追下台)

旁白:从此,小白开始了对王子的追捕,但是据官方史料记载,他们从今以后过上了幸福快乐的生活

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