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Question

干得很顺手，上汽车不到三分钟，一个钱包就到手了，鼓鼓囊囊得，看来里面钱不少。
凭经验，必须马上离开作案现场。他迅速地把钱包揣进裤兜里，就往车尾挤，打算一到站就从后车门下车。车上人很多，就连过道都站得满满的，加上正有几个年轻人给老年人让座，推推让让的，更耽误了他的时间。好容易挤到车尾，心里忐忑不安地祷告着：老天保佑。在到下一站以前，千万别让失主发现钱包丢了……
不一会儿，一个女人的声音从前边传了过来：“刚才我的钱包还在兜里呀！……” 声音不高，车里又乱哄哄的，可他却听得十分清楚。他的心抖了一下：正是她，坏了！
有人在说：“别着急，好好想想，会不会揣在别的兜里了？或许是掉在地下了吧？
一瞬间，车里的杂音全消失了。后边的人都伸长了脖子朝前边看，前边的人乱动着，可能是在找钱包。他没有动，也不敢看，只盼快点到站。
“没错，确实是揣在这个兜里的。”那女人说。
“别找了，肯定是给小偷偷走了。有多少钱？”
“你--谢谢大兄弟，我不要”
“拿着吧，媳妇，我这也有十块钱。”
“大爷你……”
“这五十个鸡蛋是给我闺女下奶的，我没带钱，拿去给你婆婆补养补养吧”

Answer 1

Dry get smooth, ascend a car no longer than three minutes, a purse was a hand, the drum drum bag bag get, see to an inside money not a few.
With experience, have to leave to commit crime the spot right away.He quickly enters the trousers Dou to the purse Chuai, go toward car tail crowded, intend an arrive station from empress the car door get off.The person is a lot of on the car, once connect the ways all stand very full, plus is have a few young men to let to the old people, push to let of, held up his time more.Very easily push car tail, the in the mind jitterily says the prayers:The old day protect.At arrive under a station before, never let the owner discover that the purse threw ……
Not and in a short while, a chemisette is formerly orotund the side spread to come over:"Just my purse is still in the Dou!……" The voice be not high, the inside of the car coaxs in disorder again of, can he but listen to very clearly.His heart trembled once:Is exactly her, was out of order !
Someone is say:"Do not become nervous, want well, can the Chuai is in the another Dou?Probably dropped in the underground?
For an instant, all of the miscellaneous sound in the car disappeared.The persons of back all elongation neck dynasty the front see and the person of front moves in disorder, may be return change a pack.He moved, also dare not to see and hoped to quickly arrive a station.
"That's right, really is a Chuai in this Dou."That woman say.
"Do not seek, affirmation is to steal for burglar.How much ?"

"You- appreciate big brothers, I don't want"
"Take, daughter-in-law, I this also has ten dollars."
"Big Ye you ……"
"These 50 eggs give me the virgin to descend milk, I carried money, take to to your mother-in-law repair to keep to repair to keep"

Answer 2

Dry get smooth, ascend a car no longer than three minutes, a purse was a hand, the drum drum bag bag get, see to an inside money not a few.
With experience, have to leave to commit crime the spot right away.He quickly enters the trousers Dou to the purse Chuai, go toward car tail crowded, intend an arrive station from empress the car door get off.The person is a lot of on the car, once connect the ways all stand very full, plus is have a few young men to let to the old people, push to let of, held up his time more.Very easily push car tail, the in the mind jitterily says the prayers:The old day protect.At arrive under a station before, never let the owner discover that the purse threw ……
Not and in a short while, a chemisette is formerly orotund the side spread to come over:"Just my purse is still in the Dou!……" The voice be not high, the inside of the car coaxs in disorder again of, can he but listen to very clearly.His heart trembled once:Is exactly her, was out of order !
Someone is say:"Do not become nervous, want well, can the Chuai is in the another Dou?Probably dropped in the underground?
For an instant, all of the miscellaneous sound in the car disappeared.The persons of back all elongation neck dynasty the front see and the person of front moves in disorder, may be return change a pack.He moved, also dare not to see and hoped to quickly arrive a station.
"That's right, really is a Chuai in this Dou."That woman say.
"Do not seek, affirmation is to steal for burglar.How much ?"

"You- appreciate big brothers, I don't want"
"Take, daughter-in-law, I this also has ten dollars."
"Big Ye you ……"
"These 50 eggs give me the virgin to descend milk, I carried money, take to to your mother-in-law repair to keep to repair to keep"

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