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    推荐答案   2019-01-30
    Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?
    Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".
    老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？
    汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"
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    第1个回答  2019-01-30
    　Reason of Punishment 惩罚的原因

    　　One day a little girl came home from school, and said to her mother, Mommy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do.

    　　The mother exclaimed, But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this! By the way, what was it that you didn't do?

    　　The little girl replied, My homework.

    　　一天，小女孩从学校回到家里，对妈妈说：妈妈，今天在学校里我因为一件我没有做的事情而受到惩罚。

    　　妈妈激动地说：那真是太可怕了！我要跟你的老师好好谈一谈，对了，你没有做过的那件事是什么？

    　　小女孩回答说：我的家庭作业。
    第2个回答  2019-01-30
    The Fourth Element

    　　第四元素

    　　Teacher: What are the four element of nature?

    　　老师：自然界的四大元素是什么?

    　　Student: Fire, air, earth, and... and ...

    　　学生：火、气、和。。。和。。。

    　　Teacher: And what? Just think it over, what do you wash your hands with?

    　　老师：和什么?想一想， 你用什么洗手的?

    　　Student: Soap!

    　　学生：肥皂。
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    第4个回答  2019-01-31
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