1噢，你孩子下面怎么怎么潮湿，涌出来的是什么分泌物？
2不好意思，我忘记给宝宝上尿不湿咯。
3你宝宝平时都用什么牌子的尿不湿啊？
4咦，今天你怎么变得如此冷淡呀？
5你是不是觉得我不够优秀？我只过不会学他们拍马屁而已。
如果你喜欢我很谄媚，那我就天天...如果我真那样做，我怕你又嫌我很烦人
1 Oh,why is it so wet below your kid's body?What kind of liquid does he gush?
2 Sorry,I forgot to attach the baby diapers to him.
3 Which brand of baby diaper does he usually use?
4 Why are you so chilly today?
5 Is it that you think I am not good enough?I just couldn't suck up like those guys.
If you want me behave like them,well..I'll do it everyday.But if I really do like that,I'll be afraid that you will hate me