谁给我给个初中水平的英语小品。要短的，而且幽默。

Question

如题所述

Answer 1

老师在黑板上写了一句：Time
is
money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。”
小明上英文课时跟老师说：May
I
go
to
the
toilet?
老师说：Go
ahead.
小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿，小明又跟老师说：May
I
go
to
the
toilet?
老师说：Go
ahead.
小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问：你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗？怎么不去？
小明说：你没听老师说「去你个头」啊！
3:
hey,that
lady,
i
like
you
,will
you
be
my
girlfiend?
-oh,sorry
,i
think
you
have
to
make
your
face
changed
first,
you
are
too
handsome
to
be
looked
at.
everybody
was
dancing
while
a
blonde
alone
in
an
armchair.
just
then,
she
was
happy
to
see
a
handsome
young
man
coming
towards
her.
"are
you
going
to
dancing
?"asked
the
man
pleassntly.
"yes,"she
whispered.
4:
how
are
you
?怎么是你？
how
old
are
you
?怎么老是你？