高分求——英语笑话!!

我刚上初二,我急求个简单又搞笑的英语笑话,60词以上哦~~~~
顺便帮配上中文翻译,冷笑话的滚!!!!
回答得好的话,再追加100分!!!!!!!
不要太长啊~~~我背不过来~~~~~~
像一楼的朋友,也太..........

第1个回答  2008-09-27
The mean man's party.

The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your foot."

"Why use my elbow and foot?"

"Well, gosh," was the reply, "You're not coming empty-hangded, are you?"

吝啬鬼请客

一个出了名的吝啬鬼终于决定要请一次客了。他在向一个朋友解释怎么找到他家时说:“你上到五楼,找中间那个门,然后用你的胳膊肘按门铃。门开了之后,再用你的脚把门推开。”

“为什么要用我的肘和脚呢?”

“你的双手得拿礼物啊。天哪,你总不会空着手来吧?”吝啬鬼回答。
第2个回答  2008-09-26
同学!!
英文的笑话都是冷的!!
都要反应能力还不错的人才能明白!!
所以,你说冷笑话滚那你就找不着英语笑话了!!本回答被网友采纳
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